Come back 5 hours later and play it off as a joke.
Smooooth
I'm not "playing it off"...I'm looking at the picture more carefully and coming to the same conclusion as you guys. I do not remember taking the picture, so I really have no idea.
Come back 5 hours later and play it off as a joke.
Smooooth
What's with the hate on cargo shorts?
I'm not "playing it off"...I'm looking at the picture more carefully and coming to the same conclusion as you guys. I do not remember taking the picture, so I really have no idea.
You write mortgages too?to read your posts on here I would have sworn you had bought and sold at least ten multi-billion dollar businesses.
Like. .. hey let's see if anyone notices. .. and no one does, and it goes so long that even I forgot about it.
You guys realize I'm pretty much drunk all the time, right?
I glanced at the pic and thought 'wow his wife is in the shower'I'm not "playing it off"...I'm looking at the picture more carefully and coming to the same conclusion as you guys. I do not remember taking the picture, so I really have no idea.
Even if you had forgotten about it, you can look at the picture and see there is clearly someone in the fucking shower.
Which is what I'm doing now that I have time to look at it instead of responding with my phone in one hand and a crying baby in the other.
I probably had forgotten about it by the time i even posted the pic in the first place. Back then I did everything on my Droid 3...I didn't own a computer at all.
Wow. This is some really good fellowship right here.
Yes I deleted the other thread. I was working on it and had no idea this thread had been made. Fucking excellent timing.
Let me address a few things:
Yes, all the pics that have been posted so far, are, in fact, me. The one with the quote on it was taken as a joke...like, who wants to see a middle-aged overweight guy topless.... The quote that bedachedda put on it is out of context and, while I'll admit it's hilarious, I'm pretty fucking sick of it constantly being re-posted. Thank you bedachedda for outing yourself, I'll be PMing mods to request a ban once I'm done with this post.
My wife is NOT in the shower in that pic. I have no idea what that is...looks like just a weird reflection or something.
The picture of me in the hoody is stretched....I am not, nor have I ever been, that fat. Not sure who did that, but it's pretty fucked up.
You write mortgages too?to read your posts on here I would have sworn you had bought and sold at least ten multi-billion dollar businesses.
picture amnesia
this is a new one for the annals
Damn my doo typed all this shit with his thumb
And no one gives a shit because you're hilarious.lol
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made this at the same time
but the caption isnt as good
but it shows our little mr stay puft
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You write mortgages too?to read your posts on here I would have sworn you had bought and sold at least ten multi-billion dollar businesses.
So you're a drunk, stay at home day.
That about sums it up, right?
He doesn't have one hand free, remember, he is pretty much drunk all the time. He has to hold onto the booze with one hand, the baby in the other and use his nose to bird type on the keyboard...if his gut doesn't get in the way.
his cargo shorts being washed IMHO
He doesn't have one hand free, remember, he is pretty much drunk all the time. He has to hold onto the booze with one hand, the baby in the other and use his nose to bird type on the keyboard...if his gut doesn't get in the way.