Is this nwMariner and did he really say these things? *PIC*

nwMariner

Banned
Oct 6, 2009
28,052
Seattle
Look through his threads....
http://forums.offtopic.com/search.php?searchid=34449613&pp=50&page=9

For someone who is pretty much drunk, you seem to post during the work day. Does your wife know about your OT account and you acting like you're super rich because you don't seem to post after certain hours every day.

Not really trying to call you out my fat brethren, just pointing something out.

I'm a stay at home dad. I post when I'm shitting, and when the baby is sleeping. I don't post in the evening after my wife gets home because....gasp...i like spending time with my wife.

I also go to bed at like 9 most nights because I'm 35.
 

Huego

New Member
May 1, 2006
418
socal
I'm a stay at home dad. I post when I'm shitting, and when the baby is sleeping. I don't post in the evening after my wife gets home because....gasp...i like spending time with my wife.

I also go to bed at like 9 most nights because I'm 35.

you're only 35? fuck. take better care of yourself man :hs:
 

nwMariner

Banned
Oct 6, 2009
28,052
Seattle
Ok, here's my basic philosophy on OT: OT is the one place where I can say WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT AS SOON AS IT COMES TO MY MIND....because.....



....I don't know any of you, don't want to know any of you, never will know any of you, and, most importantly, none of you know me or ever will know me. And therefore, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHAT ANY OF YOU THINK OF ME.

This thread had me pissed the fuck off for about fifteen minutes, and then something came up and I had to step away from the phone and I almost completely forgot about it entirely. So when I came back later, I decided I just didn't care, and thus my responses.

I troll the shit out of OT when I'm taking a dump, or otherwise bored and filling time. That's it. Every once in a while, I decide to share a little something of my life. I do it because it's entertaining to see the responses...the love, the hate, whatever...all of it. I tried posting shit over at Xerq, and all I got was "nice pics." BORING. So I came back here, because at least here people say what they're really thinking, even if it isn't nice. I also like to share my advice from time to time. Some people appreciate it, other don't, or disagree. I don't care because, guess what, it's worth exactly what you paid for it.

You want the truth, I have no fucking clue if that's my wife in the shower....probably is. I don't remember her being there when I took the pic, but shit, it sure looks like it. As for the "stretched pic", I immediately looked at it and assumed it was stretched or something, because, well...that's what it looked like to me. If it is, so be it. I guess I was fatter for a while there. :dunno: I've posted my height and weight, and it's completely honest. If you think I'm fat...so what. I don't, and neither does my wife, and that's what matters to me.

It does bum me out that some people here choose to do "call-out" threads....not because I don't think they're funny....hell, that pic of me is fucking hilarious, and this thread has been entertaining, even to me...but because they tend to end with someone breaking Rule #1, which to me is the absolute cardinal rule of this place. If you take shit IRL, you should burn in hell. It undermines the whole point of OT; brutal honesty and severe prejudice.

So, if you hate me, I really don't care, because honestly, if you changed your avatar, I probably wouldn't even recognize you the next time you post. I've been here for twelve and a half years now, and this shit isn't going to run me off. If anything, it only make me care even less about whether or not you'll be offended when I say your shoes, car, wife, or tattoos are shitty. (Formz has stupid tattoos, btw)

Peace out. I'm gonna go pop a $50 bottle of wine, enjoy the evening on the deck, and probably fuck my wife on the patio furniture.
 

thekinggovernor

President Joe Biden Vice President Kamala Harris
Aug 11, 2003
190,389
CAROFUCKINGLINAS
Ok, here's my basic philosophy on OT: OT is the one place where I can say WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT AS SOON AS IT COMES TO MY MIND....because.....



....I don't know any of you, don't want to know any of you, never will know any of you, and, most importantly, none of you know me or ever will know me. And therefore, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHAT ANY OF YOU THINK OF ME.

This thread had me pissed the fuck off for about fifteen minutes, and then something came up and I had to step away from the phone and I almost completely forgot about it entirely. So when I came back later, I decided I just didn't care, and thus my responses.

I troll the shit out of OT when I'm taking a dump, or otherwise bored and filling time. That's it. Every once in a while, I decide to share a little something of my life. I do it because it's entertaining to see the responses...the love, the hate, whatever...all of it. I tried posting shit over at Xerq, and all I got was "nice pics." BORING. So I came back here, because at least here people say what they're really thinking, even if it isn't nice. I also like to share my advice from time to time. Some people appreciate it, other don't, or disagree. I don't care because, guess what, it's worth exactly what you paid for it.

You want the truth, I have no fucking clue if that's my wife in the shower....probably is. I don't remember her being there when I took the pic, but shit, it sure looks like it. As for the "stretched pic", I immediately looked at it and assumed it was stretched or something, because, well...that's what it looked like to me. If it is, so be it. I guess I was fatter for a while there. :dunno: I've posted my height and weight, and it's completely honest. If you think I'm fat...so what. I don't, and neither does my wife, and that's what matters to me.

It does bum me out that some people here choose to do "call-out" threads....not because I don't think they're funny....hell, that pic of me is fucking hilarious, and this thread has been entertaining, even to me...but because they tend to end with someone breaking Rule #1, which to me is the absolute cardinal rule of this place. If you take shit IRL, you should burn in hell. It undermines the whole point of OT; brutal honesty and severe prejudice.

So, if you hate me, I really don't care, because honestly, if you changed your avatar, I probably wouldn't even recognize you the next time you post. I've been here for twelve and a half years now, and this shit isn't going to run me off. If anything, it only make me care even less about whether or not you'll be offended when I say your shoes, car, wife, or tattoos are shitty. (Formz has stupid tattoos, btw)

Peace out. I'm gonna go pop a $50 bottle of wine, enjoy the evening on the deck, and probably fuck my wife on the patio furniture.
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SwifDi

Well-Known Member
Sep 29, 2003
140,926
Ok, here's my basic philosophy on OT: OT is the one place where I can say WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT AS SOON AS IT COMES TO MY MIND....because.....



....I don't know any of you, don't want to know any of you, never will know any of you, and, most importantly, none of you know me or ever will know me. And therefore, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHAT ANY OF YOU THINK OF ME.

This thread had me pissed the fuck off for about fifteen minutes, and then something came up and I had to step away from the phone and I almost completely forgot about it entirely. So when I came back later, I decided I just didn't care, and thus my responses.

I troll the shit out of OT when I'm taking a dump, or otherwise bored and filling time. That's it. Every once in a while, I decide to share a little something of my life. I do it because it's entertaining to see the responses...the love, the hate, whatever...all of it. I tried posting shit over at Xerq, and all I got was "nice pics." BORING. So I came back here, because at least here people say what they're really thinking, even if it isn't nice. I also like to share my advice from time to time. Some people appreciate it, other don't, or disagree. I don't care because, guess what, it's worth exactly what you paid for it.

You want the truth, I have no fucking clue if that's my wife in the shower....probably is. I don't remember her being there when I took the pic, but shit, it sure looks like it. As for the "stretched pic", I immediately looked at it and assumed it was stretched or something, because, well...that's what it looked like to me. If it is, so be it. I guess I was fatter for a while there. :dunno: I've posted my height and weight, and it's completely honest. If you think I'm fat...so what. I don't, and neither does my wife, and that's what matters to me.

It does bum me out that some people here choose to do "call-out" threads....not because I don't think they're funny....hell, that pic of me is fucking hilarious, and this thread has been entertaining, even to me...but because they tend to end with someone breaking Rule #1, which to me is the absolute cardinal rule of this place. If you take shit IRL, you should burn in hell. It undermines the whole point of OT; brutal honesty and severe prejudice.

So, if you hate me, I really don't care, because honestly, if you changed your avatar, I probably wouldn't even recognize you the next time you post. I've been here for twelve and a half years now, and this shit isn't going to run me off. If anything, it only make me care even less about whether or not you'll be offended when I say your shoes, car, wife, or tattoos are shitty. (Formz has stupid tattoos, btw)

Peace out. I'm gonna go pop a $50 bottle of wine, enjoy the evening on the deck, and probably fuck my wife on the patio furniture.

BEAST
 

Ron

OT Supporter
Sep 21, 2003
161,028
why do people need to defend themselves and then try to brag about their shitty life?

I have a shitty life but I'm not going to make it seem like drinking an overpriced bottle of liquor and having sex make it any better
 

remi-15

New Member
Feb 18, 2009
11,526
Ok, here's my basic philosophy on OT: OT is the one place where I can say WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT AS SOON AS IT COMES TO MY MIND....because.....



....I don't know any of you, don't want to know any of you, never will know any of you, and, most importantly, none of you know me or ever will know me. And therefore, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHAT ANY OF YOU THINK OF ME.

This thread had me pissed the fuck off for about fifteen minutes, and then something came up and I had to step away from the phone and I almost completely forgot about it entirely. So when I came back later, I decided I just didn't care, and thus my responses.

I troll the shit out of OT when I'm taking a dump, or otherwise bored and filling time. That's it. Every once in a while, I decide to share a little something of my life. I do it because it's entertaining to see the responses...the love, the hate, whatever...all of it. I tried posting shit over at Xerq, and all I got was "nice pics." BORING. So I came back here, because at least here people say what they're really thinking, even if it isn't nice. I also like to share my advice from time to time. Some people appreciate it, other don't, or disagree. I don't care because, guess what, it's worth exactly what you paid for it.

You want the truth, I have no fucking clue if that's my wife in the shower....probably is. I don't remember her being there when I took the pic, but shit, it sure looks like it. As for the "stretched pic", I immediately looked at it and assumed it was stretched or something, because, well...that's what it looked like to me. If it is, so be it. I guess I was fatter for a while there. :dunno: I've posted my height and weight, and it's completely honest. If you think I'm fat...so what. I don't, and neither does my wife, and that's what matters to me.

It does bum me out that some people here choose to do "call-out" threads....not because I don't think they're funny....hell, that pic of me is fucking hilarious, and this thread has been entertaining, even to me...but because they tend to end with someone breaking Rule #1, which to me is the absolute cardinal rule of this place. If you take shit IRL, you should burn in hell. It undermines the whole point of OT; brutal honesty and severe prejudice.

So, if you hate me, I really don't care, because honestly, if you changed your avatar, I probably wouldn't even recognize you the next time you post. I've been here for twelve and a half years now, and this shit isn't going to run me off. If anything, it only make me care even less about whether or not you'll be offended when I say your shoes, car, wife, or tattoos are shitty. (Formz has stupid tattoos, btw)

Peace out. I'm gonna go pop a $50 bottle of wine, enjoy the evening on the deck, and probably fuck my wife on the patio furniture.

So what was you name before 09, since you've been here for 12 years?
 

limsoup

OT Supporter
Mar 11, 2007
68,583
he just looks like a normal guy

the things he posts are embarrassing by themselves but nothing is really magnified by having this picture of him unless you had plans regarding to fucking him that changed
 

Buttons

Haha, totally
Feb 27, 2004
30,257
Burlington, Ontario
Ok, here's my basic philosophy on OT: OT is the one place where I can say WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT AS SOON AS IT COMES TO MY MIND....because.....



....I don't know any of you, don't want to know any of you, never will know any of you, and, most importantly, none of you know me or ever will know me. And therefore, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHAT ANY OF YOU THINK OF ME.

This thread had me pissed the fuck off for about fifteen minutes, and then something came up and I had to step away from the phone and I almost completely forgot about it entirely. So when I came back later, I decided I just didn't care, and thus my responses.

I troll the shit out of OT when I'm taking a dump, or otherwise bored and filling time. That's it. Every once in a while, I decide to share a little something of my life. I do it because it's entertaining to see the responses...the love, the hate, whatever...all of it. I tried posting shit over at Xerq, and all I got was "nice pics." BORING. So I came back here, because at least here people say what they're really thinking, even if it isn't nice. I also like to share my advice from time to time. Some people appreciate it, other don't, or disagree. I don't care because, guess what, it's worth exactly what you paid for it.

You want the truth, I have no fucking clue if that's my wife in the shower....probably is. I don't remember her being there when I took the pic, but shit, it sure looks like it. As for the "stretched pic", I immediately looked at it and assumed it was stretched or something, because, well...that's what it looked like to me. If it is, so be it. I guess I was fatter for a while there. :dunno: I've posted my height and weight, and it's completely honest. If you think I'm fat...so what. I don't, and neither does my wife, and that's what matters to me.

It does bum me out that some people here choose to do "call-out" threads....not because I don't think they're funny....hell, that pic of me is fucking hilarious, and this thread has been entertaining, even to me...but because they tend to end with someone breaking Rule #1, which to me is the absolute cardinal rule of this place. If you take shit IRL, you should burn in hell. It undermines the whole point of OT; brutal honesty and severe prejudice.

So, if you hate me, I really don't care, because honestly, if you changed your avatar, I probably wouldn't even recognize you the next time you post. I've been here for twelve and a half years now, and this shit isn't going to run me off. If anything, it only make me care even less about whether or not you'll be offended when I say your shoes, car, wife, or tattoos are shitty. (Formz has stupid tattoos, btw)

Peace out. I'm gonna go pop a $50 bottle of wine, enjoy the evening on the deck, and probably fuck my wife on the patio furniture.

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