Is this nwMariner and did he really say these things? *PIC*

x3000gtx

Banned
Jul 26, 2005
50,186
Colorado
Ok, here's my basic philosophy on OT: OT is the one place where I can say WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT AS SOON AS IT COMES TO MY MIND....because.....



....I don't know any of you, don't want to know any of you, never will know any of you, and, most importantly, none of you know me or ever will know me. And therefore, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHAT ANY OF YOU THINK OF ME.

This thread had me pissed the fuck off for about fifteen minutes, and then something came up and I had to step away from the phone and I almost completely forgot about it entirely. So when I came back later, I decided I just didn't care, and thus my responses.

I troll the shit out of OT when I'm taking a dump, or otherwise bored and filling time. That's it. Every once in a while, I decide to share a little something of my life. I do it because it's entertaining to see the responses...the love, the hate, whatever...all of it. I tried posting shit over at Xerq, and all I got was "nice pics." BORING. So I came back here, because at least here people say what they're really thinking, even if it isn't nice. I also like to share my advice from time to time. Some people appreciate it, other don't, or disagree. I don't care because, guess what, it's worth exactly what you paid for it.

You want the truth, I have no fucking clue if that's my wife in the shower....probably is. I don't remember her being there when I took the pic, but shit, it sure looks like it. As for the "stretched pic", I immediately looked at it and assumed it was stretched or something, because, well...that's what it looked like to me. If it is, so be it. I guess I was fatter for a while there. :dunno: I've posted my height and weight, and it's completely honest. If you think I'm fat...so what. I don't, and neither does my wife, and that's what matters to me.

It does bum me out that some people here choose to do "call-out" threads....not because I don't think they're funny....hell, that pic of me is fucking hilarious, and this thread has been entertaining, even to me...but because they tend to end with someone breaking Rule #1, which to me is the absolute cardinal rule of this place. If you take shit IRL, you should burn in hell. It undermines the whole point of OT; brutal honesty and severe prejudice.

So, if you hate me, I really don't care, because honestly, if you changed your avatar, I probably wouldn't even recognize you the next time you post. I've been here for twelve and a half years now, and this shit isn't going to run me off. If anything, it only make me care even less about whether or not you'll be offended when I say your shoes, car, wife, or tattoos are shitty. (Formz has stupid tattoos, btw)

Peace out. I'm gonna go pop a $50 bottle of wine, enjoy the evening on the deck, and probably fuck my wife on the patio furniture.

:rofl:
 

MaxVolume

New Member
Sep 21, 2011
2,521
Ok, here's my basic philosophy on OT: OT is the one place where I can say WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT AS SOON AS IT COMES TO MY MIND....because.....



....I don't know any of you, don't want to know any of you, never will know any of you, and, most importantly, none of you know me or ever will know me. And therefore, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHAT ANY OF YOU THINK OF ME.

This thread had me pissed the fuck off for about fifteen minutes, and then something came up and I had to step away from the phone and I almost completely forgot about it entirely. So when I came back later, I decided I just didn't care, and thus my responses.

I troll the shit out of OT when I'm taking a dump, or otherwise bored and filling time. That's it. Every once in a while, I decide to share a little something of my life. I do it because it's entertaining to see the responses...the love, the hate, whatever...all of it. I tried posting shit over at Xerq, and all I got was "nice pics." BORING. So I came back here, because at least here people say what they're really thinking, even if it isn't nice. I also like to share my advice from time to time. Some people appreciate it, other don't, or disagree. I don't care because, guess what, it's worth exactly what you paid for it.

You want the truth, I have no fucking clue if that's my wife in the shower....probably is. I don't remember her being there when I took the pic, but shit, it sure looks like it. As for the "stretched pic", I immediately looked at it and assumed it was stretched or something, because, well...that's what it looked like to me. If it is, so be it. I guess I was fatter for a while there. :dunno: I've posted my height and weight, and it's completely honest. If you think I'm fat...so what. I don't, and neither does my wife, and that's what matters to me.

It does bum me out that some people here choose to do "call-out" threads....not because I don't think they're funny....hell, that pic of me is fucking hilarious, and this thread has been entertaining, even to me...but because they tend to end with someone breaking Rule #1, which to me is the absolute cardinal rule of this place. If you take shit IRL, you should burn in hell. It undermines the whole point of OT; brutal honesty and severe prejudice.

So, if you hate me, I really don't care, because honestly, if you changed your avatar, I probably wouldn't even recognize you the next time you post. I've been here for twelve and a half years now, and this shit isn't going to run me off. If anything, it only make me care even less about whether or not you'll be offended when I say your shoes, car, wife, or tattoos are shitty. (Formz has stupid tattoos, btw)

Peace out. I'm gonna go pop a $50 bottle of wine, enjoy the evening on the deck, and probably fuck my wife on the patio furniture.

batmang.jpg
 

Laserbeak

Remember kids! Be like Billy! BEHAVE YOURSELVES!
Oct 5, 2001
25,280
WA
yeah, but the difference is you have your parents yacht, a half a million dollar house, the ability to quit your job and stay home, funds to make last second superbowl trips etc etc etc.

rubbing that in everyones face and acting special when you didnt really earn any of that makes people look for reasons to fuck with you. then you get a little objective and negative on shit people here like and the end result is a thread like this.

And Seahawks fans wonder why the rest of the nation hates them with a fucking passion. Pegged the stereotype of them like a champ. :mamoru:
 

FBI-SS

drink more water
OT Supporter
Dec 21, 2004
91,771
Wow. This is some really good fellowship right here. :ugh:

I'll be PMing mods to request a ban once I'm done with this post.

The picture of me in the hoody is stretched....I am not, nor have I ever been, that fat. Not sure who did that, but it's pretty fucked up.

Lol
 

Memor

Active Member
Jun 22, 2006
72,786
NYC
Is a $50 bottle of wine supposed to be some hot shit?

I kinda feel bad for this dude at this point.

Anyway, that's all I have to say to you guys. If you don't mind, I'm going to crack open a magnum of André, take my hot wife to Denny's, split a grand slam, pay in cold hard cash then fuck her brains out in the parking lot.
 

FBI-SS

drink more water
OT Supporter
Dec 21, 2004
91,771
I have no idea what you or someone else may or may not have done to it. Like I already said, I'm not claiming to be skinny, but that pic looks distorted to me. Maybe it's just the huge hoody. :dunno:

I am 6'1" and weigh 220#, maybe 225# on a bad day. I have never made any secret of that.

225 @ 5'6" maybe
 

TMoNeE

OT Supporter
Oct 19, 2004
25,037
CA > *
Formz is going to be fucking rolling when he reads this at his desk in the morning. His coworkers are gonna be like wtf



I'm gonna go pop a 50 dollar bottle of beer and beat off on my patio furniture, peace out
 

Scootin

OT Supporter
Sep 4, 2004
111,871
Anyone else wonder what his wife must look like after all this came out? :noes:
She's so hot. He would never post pictures of her because none of us fucking peon mouthbreathers deserve to set our gaze upon her.

You just shut the fuck up when you're talking to him, alright?
 

Scootin

OT Supporter
Sep 4, 2004
111,871
Formz is going to be fucking rolling when he reads this at his desk in the morning. His coworkers are gonna be like wtf



I'm gonna go pop a 50 dollar bottle of beer and beat off on my patio furniture, peace out
I'm gonna sign off every fucking thread like this from now on :rofl:
 

imbored

Well-Known Member
Aug 11, 2005
85,711
OKC
:rofl::rofl: jeeesus fucking christ

just when it's like oh..welp..maybe this is done...BAM!

good show Mariner...good show.

hope the wine and sex was good.
 

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