FIT is this timberwolf?

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jason612

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I somehow made my way to simplyshredded and thought it was him. Im going hard in the gym tomorrow. i'm a skinny faggot compared to these guys
 

brasheye

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Thats not Timber you fool.

Timber is a myth, in 1947 a UFO crashed 75 miles from Roswell New Mexico, apparently, so the story goes, a swole handsome asian by the name of Kane emerged from the spacecraft busting a front double bi and eating what appeared to be crispy creme donuts, these "donuts" were studied, only to be stolen from the east germans who used the donuts to dominate the rest of the world in the Olympic games. To this day, Timber is kept in a vat of jelly, in a sort of suspended animation only to be bought back to life by controlled labs pty ltd for promotional use.

The end.
 

Little Erve

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Bodhi

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thats clearly NOT timber


timber's name IRL is Milwaukee Wolf meaning "the good land wolf" in Algonquin .. he is a mythical creature said to be formed when the moon goddess kissed the shores of the great ocean and their love child was half man half wolf possessing the power of the ocean and the beauty of the moon herself .. do NOT mock the gods by simply defining such a demi god as "a mortal man"

he's a fucking legend ... like godzilla .. except more awesome

when the americans bombed hiroshima ... there was no uranium in that bomb .... it was timber wolf .... and the explosion wasn't an element reaching critical mass ....... it was the wolf himself delivering a death blow to the populus of suckville
 
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