IT'S HAPPENING

[Do it To it]

I checked the mail today. I'm expecting a laptop. There was a laptop sized box on my stoop. FUCK YEAH GONNA SET UP MY LAPPY TODAY.

Picked up the box.... Way too light to be a lappy.

It's from Etsy. I didn't order anything from Etsy.

Thank you stranger. Can't wait to crack a platty after work in my platty hat.

 

[AlkyHauler™]

 

[fuct.]

 

[psykosis]

 

[12xalt]

 

[Do it To it]

FUCK I WISH I HAD SOME LAND

If I had land I'd be able to wear my hat and drive around in my F250 POWERSTROKE while slugging down platty's and snapchatting all my friends.

I suppose the couch will have to do.

 

[jgon842]

 

[tunes]

 

[Bryan]

That hat is amazing.

 

[chansigril]

well played santa, good job elf

 

[Do it To it]

Things I did in my platty hat last night:

1. Cracked a BUD LIGHT PLATINUM while I still had my jacket and shoes on. That's how excited I was.
2. Poured a super strong whiskey drink. My hat helped me.
3. Banged said hat off the goddamn fridge every time I reached in it
4. Reverse seared a steak and sautéed some asperagus in my hat.
5. Ate said food in my hat.
6. Discovered that cowboys can't sit in a recliner comfortably.
7. Documented this all well on snapchat.

Thanks santa.

 

[12xalt]

omg

 

[charger90]

 

[imbored]

 

[CUCUY]

 

[arel707]