It's Martin Shkreli. I'm back after 6 years.

[Ron]

so is this verified real?

 

[haze]

this guy is the manlet version of deadhead

That guy still lives with his parents

 

[MartinAtTuring]

You have Indian security?

Say I'm in Pakistan. Then, of course.

 

[MartinAtTuring]

paypal skinny pimp enough for a flight to nyc.

I will bitcoin, more untraceable.

 

[GlassUser]

You must be new to this. Ambushes are a common occurrence in my line of work. You would know nothing of this as you are probably some small time arms or drug dealer.

Well, welcome to the international level. Shit just got real.

Look, kid. You should have known to not come in swinging your little pecker around like it was a big trolling dick. That's just weak trolling game. You should have come in, acted a little aloof, stayed back a little, and got a few nuthuggers on the line. Once you have some credibility and a feel for the social dynamics, you can start to flex a little troll muscle. But you're like that scrawny dude with the squeaky voice who shows up in prison, thinks he needs to beat someone's ass the first day, and winds up getting skullfucked to death. You just have no clue and no class.

 

[MartinAtTuring]

lol in a fair sanctioned fight i would severely hurt him

Overconfident. Mistake one. You try to throw a punch. Crack. You only hear that sound. You don't know what happened. Things are getting dim. You hear someone talking about "a broken spine".

Fade to black.

 

[MartinAtTuring]

Look, kid. You should have known to not come in swinging your little pecker around like it was a big trolling dick. That's just weak trolling game. You should have come in, acted a little aloof, stayed back a little, and got a few nuthuggers on the line. Once you have some credibility and a feel for the social dynamics, you can start to flex a little troll muscle. But you're like that scrawny dude with the squeaky voice who shows up in prison, thinks he needs to beat someone's ass the first day, and winds up getting skullfucked to death. You just have no clue and no class.

More Redneck Texas bullshit. You can't hang on my level. Do you know how many houses I have?

 

[MartinAtTuring]

nga you been watching too much blacklist or homeland

The only thing I watch are my accounts. But you don't even have one.

 

[3Bar]

The only thing I watch are my accounts. But you don't even have one.

Oh snap

 

[GlassUser]

More Redneck Texas bullshit. You can't hang on my level. Do you know how many houses I have?

do you know how little we care?

We're trying to help you before you make even more of a fool of yourself.

 

[SafT]

I think this is actually a bot posting guys. The responses are slowly improving as it learns but still nonsensical.

Turing test fail.

 

[MartinAtTuring]

do you know how little I care?

Do you even own property?

 

[TripleFive]

This guy is way more fun then rangerfan.

 

[digital jello]

do people fuck with you or recognize you on the city streets?

 

[SafT]

Do you even own property?

Tomash has a larger property than you ever will.

100% guaranteed.

 

[MartinAtTuring]

do people fuck with you or recognize you on the city streets?

You hail from my hometown. I am a hero.

 

[Rafa86]

Who are you??

 

[MartinAtTuring]

Tomash has a larger property than you ever will.

100% guaranteed.

Do you know who I am friends with?

Fucking fool.

 

[MartinAtTuring]

Who are you??

If you don't know then you are not breathing.

 

[Rafa86]

If you don't know then you are not breathing.

Are you famous?

 

[Rafa86]

Have you ever been in Portugal?

 

[digital jello]

You hail from my hometown. I am a hero.

it's a legit question. i'm not attacking you, i'm genuinely curious if people have recognizing you or otherwise confronting you in the city. you've had about as bad a public image as one can have without committing a violent crime.

 

[mangid]

I think this is actually a bot posting guys. The responses are slowly improving as it learns but still nonsensical.

Turing test fail.

Seems that way

 

[digital jello]

I think this is actually a bot posting guys. The responses are slowly improving as it learns but still nonsensical.

Turing test fail.

 

[SafT]

Do you know who I am friends with?

Fucking fool.

Its responses like this which make me the most.

And I can't work out why. It's seriously like one of those poorly coded bots that has a canned random answer when it can't figure out context.