CAR ITT: Use one unique word to describe car brands.

Eskimo Yo-Yo

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Aug 9, 2004
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Dodge:fastshitbox
Subaru-pride
Porsche:Motorsport
VW:naziMobile
Audi:unreliable
BMW-pretentious
Toyota:reliable
Lexus-oldreliable
Honda:teacher
Ford:tradesman
Chevy:middleamerica
Tesla:nextgen
 
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8legs

8eyes
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Mar 16, 2008
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Webbywebz
All brands: go beep beep

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Oman4x4

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Sep 22, 2004
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Dubai / Oman / Saudi Arabia
Ferrari - T-Shirts
Lamborghini - Exotic
Porsche - Handling
McLaren - Brief - blink and there's a new one
Bentley - Extravagance
Rolls-Royce - Elegance
Bugatti - Pinnacle
BMW - Sporting
Chevrolet - Affordable
Ford - Excursions - seriously - make them again.
Jeep - Adventure
Honda - Zippy
Kia - bargain
Hyundai - deal
Buick - China
VW - Loophole
Volvo - safety
Tesla - future
Dodge - power
Cadillac - Fins - still there slightly in the tail lamp designs on the new ones. Someone in the design department is desperately hanging on to the dream, and I applaud them for it.
Land Rover - Challenge
Toyota - Reliable
Lexus - Calm
Infiniti - Unsure - as in I'm unsure of the right word but also I think they're unsure what they're supposed to be. Needs to have a bit more identity I think.
Nissan - Distracted - put Carlos in the past and focus on new cars now please.
Mazda - Fun
 

Boots

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Jul 2, 2001
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Ferrari - performance
Lamborghini - exotic
Porsche - engineering
McLaren - technology
Bentley - classy
Rolls Royce - wealthy
Bugatti - ego
BMW - yuppy
Chevrolet - generic
Ford - work
Jeep - excursions
Honda - reliable
Kia - bargain
Hyundai - deal
Buick - dead
VW - fraud
Volvo - safety
Tesla - future
Dodge - power
Cadillac - seniors
Land Rover - stupid
Toyota - solid
Lexus - doppelganger
Infiniti - joke
Nissan - expired
Mazda - solid

Don't take this seriously. I'm bored and wondered what others would list

Careful with the seniors and Cadillac's. The six people under 75 who own one will be furious :rofl:
 

BoogieKnight

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Aug 29, 2002
28,662
Wacko, Tejas
Nissan - Japanese Dodge

Caters to bad credit, subprime auto buyers
Mass production cars have shitty build quality
Shitty dealer experience
Their low production, halo cars are actually kinda cool
I will avoid an clapped out Altima or Charger like the plague on the roads.
 
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