and the only prescription.... Is more animal pak. "Today i woke up with a fever of sorts. A fever that could only be remedied with an army sized dose of sweat, blood, iron, and animalpak. First I hit mens room in the gym with a pair of clippers to get my mohawk mullet looking as fierce as possible. Then as I approach MY rack I dont even bother opening the package. I eat it whole, because when youre animal, you need the extra fiber. I rack a warmup weight of 1200lbs for military press, and begin my first 85 reps as i notice that i'm being watched by some shirtless candyasses. The fever i have makes me not want to be watched by shirtless candyasses. Then all of a sudden the oly bar breaks on my 64th rep. The shirtless candyasses let out small girlish giggles. The animal fever in me begins to erupt. I grab the candyasses with my left hand & rip out the x-over cable in my right hand. I tie them to the nearest cybex leg press machine, stack on 35 more 45lb plates & proceed to military press the cybex machine with the carcasses of the shirtless candyasses tied to it. Their blood & stools are falling down my arms & face as i muscle through each rep. Some of it gets in my eyes and begins to burn. I smile at the burn, the burn feels good. Some of it gets in my mouth, it tastes raw & i enjoy it, the taste reminds me of the new animal stak2. I complete my 95reps. Put the cybex carcass carrier down & admire my destruction. Some people think I'm a demon. Demons are soft. There is a fever in me. A hardcore animal fever. I do it becuase i must. Do you have the fever? -mike r 295lbs"