Jeremy Dewitte - Serial Police Impersonator in Central FL

[phat🐄]

Would litigate in her courtroom. Nawmean?

Would have her explain the penal codes to me in detail iirc

 

[phat🐄]

“Judge I wish you would have granted the restraining order AGAINST me so SHE will stay away from ME”

 

[phat🐄]

 

[Murray]

dude legit makes a caravan going to bury a dead person look like a high-speed chase after a serial killer.

on top of that i live in NY and i kinda get the whole idea of the caravan to the cemetery and whatever.... but the people who feel like they own the fucking road to follow a corpse to some dirt need to be buried with it.


/meltdown

 

[phat🐄]

dude legit makes a caravan going to bury a dead person look like a high-speed chase after a serial killer.

on top of that i live in NY and i kinda get the whole idea of the caravan to the cemetery and whatever.... but the people who feel like they own the fucking road to follow a corpse to some dirt need to be buried with it.


/meltdown

But what if they are high risk funeral escorts though ?

 

[whatever]

dude legit makes a caravan going to bury a dead person look like a high-speed chase after a serial killer.

on top of that i live in NY and i kinda get the whole idea of the caravan to the cemetery and whatever.... but the people who feel like they own the fucking road to follow a corpse to some dirt need to be buried with it.


/meltdown

the person is dead. who gives a shit if it takes an hour for everyone to get there. running reds shouldn't be allowed for them period.

 

[Chuck Finley]

the person is dead. who gives a shit if it takes an hour for everyone to get there. running reds shouldn't be allowed for them period.

In FL they can't run red lights. If the procession is going through a light that's green, and it turns red, the procession can keep going through all as one.

What this crazy asshole is doing, on video, is pulling out into intersections on red lights, blocking traffic, and then direction the procession through.

 

[whatever]

In FL they can't run red lights. If the procession is going through a light that's green, and it turns red, the procession can keep going through all as one.

What this crazy asshole is doing, on video, is pulling out into intersections on red lights, blocking traffic, and then direction the procession through.

ehhhhhh even that is sketchy. when it was back in the day and just standard one lane roads I get it. but these monster 3 lanes in every direction with dual turn lane intersections? really hard to control the whole thing ya know?

but yes SGTTTTTTT is taking anything grey and sending it right over the cliff to ridiculous.

 

[Murray]

the person is dead. who gives a shit if it takes an hour for everyone to get there. running reds shouldn't be allowed for them period.

agree. the funeral home cares because it's time for them. also agree that they should not be allowed to break any rules. they should just fucking meet inside the cemetery and caravan from there.

 

[whatever]

agree. the funeral home cares because it's time for them. also agree that they should not be allowed to break any rules. they should just fucking meet inside the cemetery and caravan from there.

i dont give a flying rats ass about funeral home time.

 

[Murray]

But what if they are high risk funeral escorts though ?

then those escorts should be armed and ready to throw down

 

[phat🐄]

Oh my god those two are meant for each other

 

[Murray]

i dont give a flying rats ass about funeral home time.

me neither

 

[phat🐄]

then those escorts should be armed and ready to throw down

Hence mr Dewitte

 

[Chuck Finley]

Imagine grieving a loved when and this fucking maniac is flying around lights and sirens acting like a fucking insane person.

 

[Newt]

dude legit makes a caravan going to bury a dead person look like a high-speed chase after a serial killer.

on top of that i live in NY and i kinda get the whole idea of the caravan to the cemetery and whatever.... but the people who feel like they own the fucking road to follow a corpse to some dirt need to be buried with it.


/meltdown

They put magnetic purple flags on cars here.

Lead and tail cars have some flashies buts that's about it.

Magnetic Funeral Flag Set: Purple with White

Magnetic Funeral Flag Set. Purple with white. Includes staff with single magnetic base and flag. Flag: 9-1/8"W" x 5-1/2"H. 1/set.

www.infinitycremationurns.com

 

[whatever]

Imagine grieving a loved when and this fucking maniac is flying around lights and sirens acting like a fucking insane person.

what i dont understand is who hires him? they see the behavior and are like yea thats my dude.

 

[Murray]

They put magnetic purple flags on cars here.

Lead and tail cars have some flashies buts that's about it.

same. but people around here get furious if you have to cut over into their line for even a second like the caravan is some line of respect or whatever. if your shit is half a mile long you best expect someone having to cut through to get an exit.

 

[dave12219]

Hence mr Dewitte

Treat every escort like you're personally rushing Jack Bauer to fight some terrorists.

 

[phat🐄]

Treat every escort like you're personally rushing Jack Bauer to fight some terrorists.

FINALLY someone that gives a fuck about the high risk funeral escort industry !!

 

[dave12219]

Holy fuck. I forgot he actually has the CTU ringtone!

 

[Newt]

same. but people around here get furious if you have to cut over into their line for even a second like the caravan is some line of respect or whatever. if your shit is half a mile long you best expect someone having to cut through to get an exit.

Y'all putting your cemeteries on the other side of the state from your funeral homes or some shit?

 

[Chuck Finley]

what i dont understand is who hires him? they see the behavior and are like yea thats my dude.

I guess they think it's ok, it's insane.

 

[Chuck Finley]

He lied to that judge in this video

"I was 25 and met a girl at a bar with a fake ID" when talking about being a sex offender.

He literally groomed his girlfriend or roommate or something's daughter and molested her.

 

[dave12219]

what i dont understand is who hires him? they see the behavior and are like yea thats my dude.

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