Jeremy Dewitte - Serial Police Impersonator in Central FL

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Chuck Finley

Chuck Finley

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May 1, 2002
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:rofl: This dude is so broken.
He just can’t stop lying.

And if he’d just shut the fuck up and stop voluntarily talking to the police he’d be in much better shape. Still fucked, but he’d likely have less charges. He is a nutcase and thinks he can outsmart them. Look at the interview from his last arrest. He argued with them for like 2 hours and tried to claim it wasn’t him in the videos when you can clearly see and hear it’s him. :rofl:
 

Mighty

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He just can’t stop lying.

And if he’d just shut the fuck up and stop voluntarily talking to the police he’d be in much better shape. Still fucked, but he’d likely have less charges. He is a nutcase and thinks he can outsmart them. Look at the interview from his last arrest. He argued with them for like 2 hours and tried to claim it wasn’t him in the videos when you can clearly see and hear it’s him. :rofl:
Oh shit, I don't think I've seen that one yet. I'll check it out when I get home.
 
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CommanderFish

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So funerals came up in a conversation at work recently. And somehow we got onto the topic of what do you do when a funeral procession is coming towards you on the road. I wasn't about to bring up this guy because i'm not trying to go down that rabbit hole. But one lady was like "You pull over to the side of the road when you see a funeral coming, turn off the car, turn off your music and you put your phone down. You sit motionless until they pass out of respect for the person that died" and I was just like "Whoa what the fuck?" and 3 other people in my office were like "uhh yeah. show some respect. You dont need music on, they dont need to hear your car, you dont need to be on your phone"


They all looked at me like I was an insane person when I said fuck that nonsense.
All of this is insane and I've never heard of any of that. Way too much traffic in a place like NJ for the world to shut down for a procession.
 
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Far too many people just don't understand that.
There's a book out by the "don't talk to the police" guy from the famous videos and it's really good. I grabbed the audio book and breezed through it during a long drive a few weeks ago. Everyone should read it and make their kids read it.

hxxps://www.amazon.com/You-Have-Right-Remain-Innocent/dp/1503933393
 

Mighty

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There's a book out by the "don't talk to the police" guy from the famous videos and it's really good. I grabbed the audio book and breezed through it during a long drive a few weeks ago. Everyone should read it and make their kids read it.

hxxps://www.amazon.com/You-Have-Right-Remain-Innocent/dp/1503933393
Ooh I’ll check that out. Thanks.
 
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Zoolander

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Jan 10, 2005
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Yes. There's no need for any of this shit. Body armor, duty belt, pepper spray, baton, etc. He's carrying and doing all of this shit to impersonate police. There is literally no other reason.
It's cracking me up listening to them. The cops is being an asshole just to be an asshole, if it was anyone else it would be annoying but its JD so it's funny. "You have a flashlight on your belt? Is it night time? Why would you need a flashlight?'
 

dave12219

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Feb 22, 2005
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Yes. There's no need for any of this shit. Body armor, duty belt, pepper spray, baton, etc. He's carrying and doing all of this shit to impersonate police. There is literally no other reason.

Forgot which video it was but got a kick out of the cop asking him why he had handcuffs for a funeral escort. :rofl:
 

pookrat

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Dec 6, 2002
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He is a total ass but these last few vids are straight up harassment by the cops. If he had money, which he doesn't, I am pretty sure he could just keep suiing the police for harassment, threatening to go to court, then probably getting settlements from the county over and over, until someone in county government told these officers to knock it off.
 
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dave12219

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Feb 22, 2005
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He is a total ass but these last few vids are straight up harassment by the cops. If he had money, which he doesn't, I am pretty sure he could just keep suiing the police for harassment, threatening to go to court, then probably getting settlements from the county over and over, until someone in county government told these officers to knock it off.

Or he could, you know, stop being a serial police impersonator that constantly needs to play "Fuck around and find out" with actual cops.
 
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He is a total ass but these last few vids are straight up harassment by the cops. If he had money, which he doesn't, I am pretty sure he could just keep suiing the police for harassment, threatening to go to court, then probably getting settlements from the county over and over, until someone in county government told these officers to knock it off.
:rofl: :rofl: Or, maybe, he could stop impersonating police and he wouldn't be arrested for it.
 

Chicane

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May 4, 2001
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Yes. There's no need for any of this shit. Body armor, duty belt, pepper spray, baton, etc. He's carrying and doing all of this shit to impersonate police. There is literally no other reason.

Exactly.
If he wasn't completely insane and he still wanted to fuck with them, he would lose ALL the Police style markings, paint the vehicles in high vis yellow and work while in a fucking Bee Keeper Outfit.
 

Finest

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Mar 16, 2000
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He's probably going to continue doing this until he's locked up for a long time, or shot dead by cops, sadly. There's no changing his mind about his need to impersonate a police officer, if you take that away he won't have anything else to live for.
 

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