Last weekend I got drunk and bought a green screen.

[alex]

My wife is fucking pissed.

Thing is, I don't know why I bought it. So I set it up and I have NO FUCKING IDEA what to do with it. I have a DSLR that takes video... so ummm what should I do?

EDIT: green screen pics begin page 2...

 

[alex]

it also came with a 350W equivalent bulb that's over a foot long

 

[alex]

looks like a green sheet

i got it from amazon prime for like 40 bucks... it came with the fucking stands to hold it up.

yup, it's a green fucking sheet

and this bulb is brighter than the fucking sun

 

[not your average]

in for you doing shit

 

[muscle68]

act like Emfuser and just suck random cocks in random locations

 

[muscle68]

I'm just kidding. I highly doubt the cocks are random

 

[ElAmigo]

 

[alex]

i also built a video light out of some spare parts, a plastic dishpan and 8 100W equivalent CFL's... im ready to shoot some videos, i just don't know of what

 

[chemicalviper]

Such a random purchase

 

[alex]

in for you doing shit

give me something to do so that when i put it online i won't be fucking made fun of life. no gay shit.

 

[whatever]

i got those bulbs too. fucking epic

 

[alex]

Such a random purchase

i need to have a "your drunk stop buyin shit on amazon prime u dum fuck" filter put on my phone.

i have one-touch on and i get drunk and buy shit

 

[Baited]

A fucking green screen?

 

[pmoney]

what the fuck lol

 

[Juggaman]

 

[pimpofthenation]

LOL, I got bored last night and bought a motorcycle on eBay with no idea how to get it delivered

 

[RedRob]

lol

 

[HipHopHead]

So random. Lol

 

[2ofdem]

i need to have a "your drunk stop buyin shit on amazon prime u dum fuck" filter put on my phone.

i have one-touch on and i get drunk and buy shit

You would be amazed at how many shitty cars Ive purchased off ebay and only realised the next morning when I checked my email.

 

[MrMechanic383]

Make a short video of FY/PM towing Emfusers magic carpet and make it like one of those dramtic repo shows on A&E

 

[FBI-SS]

I need one

 

[alex]

A fucking green screen?

what should i take with it

 

[alex]

in for you doing shit

hold on, i'll do fazle... let me see if i have a turban or something... i think my wife has a turbie twist hair towel

 

[impulse_Z]

act like Emfuser and just suck random cocks in random locations

 

[Ariez]

Porn. Always Porn.


PM address and I can be your first Backroom Green Screen Couches model.