Lauren is way too good to be single bros

[ZAQ786]

Lauren is way too good to be deleted.

 

[Mithrandir]

sup

 

[CPTMULLER]

what a nigger

 

[Teh Jebus]

the fuck is this all about

This post for cliffs

http://forums.offtopic.com/showpost.php?p=148547026&postcount=4992

 

[Memor]

sup

dont play with my emotions like that again with that delete bs bro

 

[Poopshoot]

This post for cliffs

http://forums.offtopic.com/showpost.php?p=148547026&postcount=4992

lol summed it up perfectly bro

 

[Mithrandir]

 

[Mithrandir]

TS has spent too much time around lauren

has become an AW like the rest of 'em

I never drink or go out.

Anti-Lauren right here.

 

[Mithrandir]

dont play with my emotions like that again with that delete bs bro

I am the alpha and the omega.

 

[komplex]

done with this thread.

 

[whatever]

 

[Mithrandir]

done with this thread.

 

[¤]

Well Lauren Crew...Im out. Wont be posting in this thread anymore


Love you guise

Thank you for your priceless contributions

:hugot: To you and your family

 

[gts24]

it'll be interesting to see how much even happens to lauren....

 

[Mithrandir]

I'm sure she will settle out of court. She can't pay a lawyer.

 

[x3000gtx]

This post for cliffs

http://forums.offtopic.com/showpost.php?p=148547026&postcount=4992

thanks

 

[RedRob]

B O O M ! !

caught up again

 

[gts24]

I'm sure she will settle out of court. She can't pay a lawyer.

she'll let loose with some crocodile tears and the judge will let her plea bargain i'm sure. Although I wouldn't be surprised if she has some family backing that will bail her out (metaphorically speaking of course).

All these dumb 20s club rats have rich family that keeps sheltering them from having to deal with the reality of their mistakes.

 

[BoypussY]

i have no fucking idea what this thread is about

 

[Mithrandir]

THE TIME OF RECKONING IS NIGH

 

[Corvettes4Life]

THE TIME OF RECKONING IS NIGH

even longer tomorrow/today is correct

 

[m4m4 l0n9]

FIVE THOUSAND POSTS!!!

LAUREN SPARKS! THIS...IS YOUR LIFE!

Once upon a time Lauren was a very young, hot, skinny teenager who liked to hang out with douchebags.

You could bounce a quarter off that ass.

Men everywhere wanted to fuck her.

Lauren was very innocent and thought she would be pretty forever.

Then one day something unexpected happened...Lauren started to get OLDER.

A few months later...LAUREN DISCOVERED ALCOHOL

Soon she was on her way to drinking and partying almost every night in Dallas, looking for a very sexy 30s white balla and posting dumb shit online.

She continued to fraternize with douchebags, unaware they just wanted her pussy.

But she didnt care, she was having FUNNNNNNNNNN

Lauren drink, fucked, sucked and partied her way through life, working in sales and at mall kiosks. She thought she was invincible. Then, her body began to change...

All the drinking and 2 am taco bell started to catch up to lauren...

Her dresses started to groan in protest...

Her shorts complained of her expanding buttocks

At the pool, she was no longer the hottest bitch

Lauren was definitely getting chubby.

BUT SHE DIDNT CARE! SHE WAS HAVING FUNNNNN

Lauren's ass got fatter and fatter, and working out didnt help

But she could still hang out with Ron Jeremy!

SHE WAS FAT! AND HAVING FUNNNNNN

Then one day Lauren decided she wanted to be thin again.

It was time to move her big fat clubbing ass

Slowly she started to lose weight.

Oh, she still found time to party, for sure!

And shop...

But it was working...she was going to snag a very sexy 30s white balla if she had to run 10 miles a day...

Then something wonderful happened!

LAUREN WASN'T SUCH A STUPID FAT SLUT ANYMORE!

SHE GOT A SWEET NEW JOB

Lauren's very sexy 30s white balla is coming any day now, she knows it.

Until he sweeps her off her feet, she's gonna keep partying, though.

SHE'S WAY TOO GOOD TO BE SINGLE, BROS!

Greatest. Cliffs. Ever.

 

[Mithrandir]

We need a video made with those pics and my text used as voiceover.

 

[Mithrandir]

bitch nervous her gut churns with anxiety

 

[Mikel]

bitch nervous her gut churns with anxiety