FRK Lessons Learned

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  1. thebigcheese

    thebigcheese New Member

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    Tell us stuff you've learned while doing bdsm and whatnot. I'll start.

    Don't wear latex for more than 24 hours. Its bad for skin.
    Any scene involving some sort of locking mechanism will eventually screw up, normally right when somebody needs to get out of it. The more urgent - the bigger the foul up.
    Don't post picture unless you don't care who finds them.
     
  2. TigreTek

    TigreTek omega member OT Supporter

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    this thread deserves more credit.
     
  3. Phantom Empress

    Phantom Empress mmmmmm tasty!!!

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    Always tie knots that don't slip or get tighter when a sub struggles.
    Always have scissors handy.
    Don't get fucked in the back of a Nissan murano with your head pointing towards the trunk door (apparently the back of teh vehicle have a grade and the blood will rush to your head).
    Never use or wear latex untill you know that you AREN'T allergic to it.
    Antenas off of a ford focus ( or any other metal antena off a car) HURT like a mother fucker.
    Colored or scented candle wax holds different (HOTTER) temperatures than parafin and can contain oils that can leave NASTY burns.
    Ginger altoids in an enema BURN.
    A freshly peeled and carved ginger butt plug BURNS like you WOULD NOT BELIEVE.
    Don't wear a white rope harness under a white shirt if you are darker skin toned than the rope unless you want to get caught.... it shows.
    Don't leave your sex toys inthe bathroom after you have cleaned them. it's inevitable that someone that You don't want finding them, will find them.
     
  4. Lovely Atlantis

    Lovely Atlantis Luscious Lovely Lady!

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    Ooh I'll have to come up with some more for this later. This is the only one that pops into my mind right now.

    Don't use a metal ruler for spanking... unless you're into open cuts on your ass. The edges are sharper than they look.
     
  5. Lovely Atlantis

    Lovely Atlantis Luscious Lovely Lady!

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    PE's car ones reminded me of this:

    Don't try to use the E-brake of a car as a dildo... the angle isn't good and is VERY hard to get it back out. Also the little button on top could get pressed and pinch inside.
     
  6. JordanClarkson

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    don't touch metal objects while wearing a velvet cloak. or at least have a fabric softener sheet in your pocket

    wear under armor underneath latex to prevent sweat and stickyness

    clean your fleshlight after every use. or else you might get jock itch

    hang something (hat, jackets) over your bondage rings when not in use
     
  7. affende

    affende Resident 4X4 Elitest Prick

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    dont leave your toys on the coffee table when your leasing agency is showing your apt ... the prospective tenants WILL notice and give you funny looks.

    serious replies:

    use a SAFE WORD!!!!!! something that has no significance to the specific situation of play

    test any new toys / lubes / spermicides / BCs / anything else before you use them to make sure they wont cause problems.

    ALWAYS have an escape plan (handcuffs, any type of bondage) you will need to get out quickly when it is most inconvenient.

    always wash your toys after each use, asap. infections are real and can be very aggressive

    COMMUNICATE COMMUNICATE COMMUNICATE.
     
  8. JordanClarkson

    JordanClarkson OT Supporter

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    our safeword is "flintstones" :rofl:
     
  9. affende

    affende Resident 4X4 Elitest Prick

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    ours was RED ... never used it though ...
     
  10. Bubba Atlantis

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    ours is banana :)
     
  11. Diesel66

    Diesel66 My standards for women is like rent-a-centers stan OT Supporter

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    :eek3:



    550cord is not a good idea for bondage :o
    She was crying the next day.
     
  12. razi

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    duct tape does not come off of skin very easily, especially after activity- the sweat makes it bond better, I think.

    if you want to use it anyway, apply a liberal amount of lotion to the areas you are going to put it on, but still expect it to hurt coming off.

    don't leave vinyl bondage tape (or plastic wrap) on for too long, either. the skin can't breathe.

    pruning shears (the kind that cut plants but not skin) are good for quick-release situations with rope.

    no slip knots. EVER.
     
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    :eek3: ours too! but he said he couldnt take that seriously...
     
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    Bubba Atlantis New Member

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    QUIT COPYING US!!!!! :mamoru:
    Where are new photos :o...I wanna see this short hair you speak of
     
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    armageddon! ARMAGEDDON!
     
  16. JordanClarkson

    JordanClarkson OT Supporter

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    that's the point. it shocks you out of the moment. :mamoru:
     
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    Diesel66 My standards for women is like rent-a-centers stan OT Supporter

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    gaft tape. It's black, tears easily, and can come apart better.
     
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    When using a TENS unit, the electrocutee gets to play with it first, then give it to the electrocuter. Bad placement is avoided this way.
    DON'T FALL ASLEEP WITH A GAG IN!
    Being locked in full rubber is great until you realize that you need to pee.
    My best lesson learned though is to have fun. Walk through the supermarket in full rubber, Sundays right after church are the best. As long as you are comfortable with yourself nothing else should matter.
     
  19. Property

    Property :fu:

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    using the end of a phone charger to spank someone with is not a good idea
    tears lots of them :wtc:

    be calm and breath through your nose. you can take a lot more and last longer when someone is fucking your face. :o
     
  20. carrathanatos

    carrathanatos extremely mean in the meanest way

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    besure to make sure your toys are 100% silicone (?) before boiling them... the ones that aren't 100% shrink and get really ugly.

    and unuseable.
     
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    Make sure your gasmask is nice and clean before wearing it. And try to have someone around to lend you a hand with it... Otherwise dusty suffocation panic can set in, lol.

    Set up a body signal as a safe word back up...if you are cuffed and gagged, you probably won't be able to squeak much out.

    If your SO has dry skin, wash your hands and brush your teeth before you get to work anywhere. A crazy infection can definitely ruin a person's week.
     

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