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  1. patt

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    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_Stool_Scale
    so frend and i are arguing which type of poo is best
    i think #4 is best because nothing feels better than shitting smoothly a 2ft of poo and wipe

    hes arguing that little small turds are better because its easier to wipe :/

    so OT what is ur fav poop
     
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    wtf..
     
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    TYPES OF POOPIES

    GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.

    CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

    WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.

    SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.

    POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

    LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

    GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.

    DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

    CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory.

    GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

    SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.

    WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

    THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.

    THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!

    ^found on a site XD
     
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    OT F&N never ceases to amaze me with threads like this.
     
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    Im usually a #4. Sometimes a #5 or #6 after a workout.
     
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    agree with the #4.

    i just had one that coiled around the bowl 2.5 times.
     
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    im always #5
     
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    #4 is best i agree
     
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    COOL THREAD.

    and what the fuck? 4? 3 is best 4 usually takes 20 minutes to wipe and you net a bloody asshole
     
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    #6, but it always piles up in a huge puddle, i should take pics, shits gigantic.
     
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    wow:ugh::rofl:
     
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    you have to be the most entertaining guy here dude...you're awesome
     
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    clean is the best.
     
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    2,3 usually and often times they have different colors in the same log. Like green and dark brown.
     
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    i think the watery one is always painful for me
     
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    #6 lately :cool:
     
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    Lately I'm usually a #2 or a #3. They always seem to be clean shits as well. From #4 up I need a shower.
     
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    Usually a type 2, but after milk, type 6.
     
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    Ban for unfunny faggotry
     
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    Nothing on the paper is best but rare
     
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    Accords 4U2 NV OT's Resident Desi

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    too much fiber?
     
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