CREW LOLYERS. Assemble.

i do declare this sweet tea to be

FIRE THEM
I absolutely read them the riot act and boy did that feel good.

"Can you please change your mind, we do not work with any other lawyer like this" [re: my insisting on advance retainers]

"No."

"OK I will discuss it with the CFO and the general counsel."

lol
 
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Dickface
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lots of checks came in, all these big companies and insurance carriers want shit off their books

takes them fuckin forever of course
 
get better brother
I need caffeine, I WhatsApped a client this morning with a question about something the company was advertising, he responded, and I replied with 😘

:rofl: I meant to respond with πŸ‘

Good thing we go way back
 
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yesss big collection month woooooo

ENDING THE YEAR WITH A BINGO BANGO BONGO
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Dickface
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ok here's a new one
on prednisone so it's hard to sleep - so I soak in the tub to get sleepy

long story short thanks to my ninja LinkedIn skills I might have a new client from hitting their CEO up on while soaking in the tub :rofl:
this is how shit happens bro!

get well over the weekend. order some chinese food, that always fixes shit
 
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aloe

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ok here's a new one
on prednisone so it's hard to sleep - so I soak in the tub to get sleepy

long story short thanks to my ninja LinkedIn skills I might have a new client from hitting their CEO up on while soaking in the tub :rofl:
Did you rub one out before or after you messaged the ceo?
 

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