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legal eagle

legal eagle

Dickface
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Jul 13, 2005
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I'm counsel on a deal with now with White & Case and Cadwalader.

Every email exchange must cost $10k :rofl:
i am defending a case against a large aerospace company

they are using pillsbury as primary counsel (NYC), but retained local counsel to file the lawsuit, which originally sought injunctive relief

i show up for a TRO hearing on behalf of four former executives. their new company is represented by separate counsel. plaintiff sent FOUR lawyers to the hearing and fucking lost

partner in NYC is 1300/hr
senior associate in NY is 700/hr

TX partner is 650/hr
TX associate is 425/hr

LOL

AND ALL FOUR OF THEM ARE ON EVERY DISCOVERY CONFERENCE CALL
 
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i am defending a case against a large aerospace company

they are using pillsbury as primary counsel (NYC), but retained local counsel to file the lawsuit, which originally sought injunctive relief

i show up for a TRO hearing on behalf of four former executives. their new company is represented by separate counsel. plaintiff sent FOUR lawyers to the hearing and fucking lost

partner in NYC is 1300/hr
senior associate in NY is 700/hr

TX partner is 650/hr
TX associate is 425/hr

LOL

AND ALL FOUR OF THEM ARE ON EVERY DISCOVERY CONFERENCE CALL
My old shop :o
 
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If there was a way I could pat your head and point out the playground over the internet, I would do it here.
 
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legal eagle

legal eagle

Dickface
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Jul 13, 2005
38,452
Dallas, TX
just applied for a loan for my new car

same bank i've used for 3 prior purchases

they ask me for my W2

i tell them I don't have one

"I don't understand"
 
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legal eagle

legal eagle

Dickface
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Jul 13, 2005
38,452
Dallas, TX
I got an invite back to the old shop last week, politely turned it down. Never say NEVER, and while I would like them biglaw partner ducats, I like my complete independence.
one of my friends is an equity partner at a BigLaw shop, is in the Dallas office. has a good book of business. cleared about $850k last year

i asked him how many hours he billed

over 2400

wat
 
one of my friends is an equity partner at a BigLaw shop, is in the Dallas office. has a good book of business. cleared about $850k last year

i asked him how many hours he billed

over 2400

wat
P's profits per partner is $1,957,000

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