CREW LOLYERS. Assemble.

[Buzz Killington]

Pulling the Administrative Procedures Act card with an agency that sent me multiple letters of violation with no opportunity to respond.

Talk about poking the bear

 

[legal eagle]

I respond too quickly to my clients and its nerve-wracking to maintain this expectation.

I have tried to temper this over the years.

 

[Buzz Killington]

I have tried to temper this over the years.

But not your note sending apparently.

 

[legal eagle]

But not your note sending apparently.

you still didn't get it dammit

 

[Buzz Killington]

you still didn't get it dammit

Nope. If it's some insane nonsense I'm sure they left it sitting on my desk where it will gather dust until I feel like showing up again.

 

[legal eagle]

Nope. If it's some insane nonsense I'm sure they left it sitting on my desk where it will gather dust until I feel like showing up again.

it's not offensive have them open it and take a picture for you LOL

 

[Buzz Killington]

it's not offensive have them open it and take a picture for you LOL

Then I'd have to bill you.

 

[Buzz Killington]

First thing's first you're gonna put a dollar in my pocket

 

[TCMS]

I respond too quickly to my clients and its nerve-wracking to maintain this expectation.

I have slowly learned to push out the expectation. So hard.

 

[legal eagle]

Then I'd have to bill you.

SHUT UP AND DO IT

 

[Buzz Killington]

I have slowly learned to push out the expectation. So hard.

My biggest client (healthy five figure monthly) gets the red carpet.

 

[legal eagle]

My biggest client (health five figure monthly) gets the red carpet.

It's hard not to feel that way. Surprisingly, my biggest clients (the ones that spend $100k+ per year) are the most easygoing and reasonable.

 

[aloe]

Nope. If it's some insane nonsense I'm sure they left it sitting on my desk where it will gather dust until I feel like showing up again.

It’s probably a hand drawn picture of dickbutt

 

[legal eagle]

It’s probably a hand drawn picture of dickbutt

nope

 

[aloe]

nope

Son, I am disappoint

 

[TCMS]

It's hard not to feel that way. Surprisingly, my biggest clients (the ones that spend $100k+ per year) are the most easygoing and reasonable.

Same. The mother fuckers that spend peanuts think they deserve shit for free and instantly. (Not the $100k+ a year per client though, because I am poor)

 

[Buzz Killington]

The wonderful thing about sticking to your guns and waiting for your colleagues to retire rather than quitting in a huff is inheriting big institutional clients

 

[aloe]

It's hard not to feel that way. Surprisingly, my biggest clients (the ones that spend $100k+ per year) are the most easygoing and reasonable.

It’s because the $100k+/Yr clients spend is peanuts compared to what their businesses generate compared to the little guys.

 

[Buzz Killington]

Friday bitches

I don't know if me + one associate can get to a six figure month but I'm trying to at least get well on my way.

 

[legal eagle]

Friday bitches

I don't know if me + one associate can get to a six figure month but I'm trying to at least get well on my way.

hell yes you can

 

[siflnolly]

Have we confirmed OT law crews hourly rates? Need to update my spread sheet

Judge in LA recently confirmed my rate at $475 an hour.

 

[Buzz Killington]

still going at 7 PM on a Friday

that glamor tho

 

[kwhitelaw]

Friday bitches

I don't know if me + one associate can get to a six figure month but I'm trying to at least get well on my way.

How can I help

 

[Buzz Killington]

How can I help

Start an airline
Refer your airline friends to me
Violate TSA and FAA regulations, get a proposed civil penalty, and retain me. *

* I once did a favor and defended some dumb kid in an FAA case who would fly to ranches and do some shit to cattle and he travelled with a torch

 

[legal eagle]

still going at 7 PM on a Friday

that glamor tho
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