CREW LOLYERS. Assemble.

[Buzz Killington]

I'm not naming names but my fellow lawyers need to answer the question and not simply pontificate about the subject matter.

I think this cripples many practitioners.

ANSWER THE QUESTION. Don't TALK ABOUT IT.

 

[legal eagle]

no

 

[Buzz Killington]

Getting a hard sell from a former colleague who tells me he tripled his income in his move.

FUCK

 

[Buzz Killington]

no

fuck u ho

 

[thekinggovernor]

Getting a hard sell from a former colleague who tells me he tripled his income in his move.

FUCK

The overnight drive thru shift is paying that well these days?

 

[Buzz Killington]

The overnight drive thru shift is paying that well these days?

Tired customers - less chatting - more volume

 

[legal eagle]

fuck u ho

have them open the fucking mail

 

[Buzz Killington]

have them open the fucking mail

HEY OFFICE ASSISTANT

INTERNET GUY SAYS TO SCAN MY MAIL

 

[TCMS]

Im ready to retire.

 

[legal eagle]

HEY OFFICE ASSISTANT

INTERNET GUY SAYS TO SCAN MY MAIL

just tell her you got a card from a colleague that's all it is

goddamn

 

[Buzz Killington]

just tell her you got a card from a colleague that's all it is

goddamn

I think I'd rather see how enraged you get by me leaving it there

 

[legal eagle]

I think I'd rather see how enraged you get by me leaving it there

this makes me sad

 

[Buzz Killington]

this makes me sad

pussy

 

[aloe]

this makes me sad

Did you throw the potato I got you away?

 

[legal eagle]

Did you throw the potato I got you away?

eventually duh

i don't need nightshade poisoning

 

[Buzz Killington]

Did you throw the potato I got you away?

wtf post

 

[thekinggovernor]

“They are also said to have argued that the billing records are misleading because Mr. Sussmann was not charging his client for work on the Alfa Bank matter, but needed to show internally that he was working on something. He was discussing the matter with Mr. Elias and the campaign paid a flat monthly retainer to the firm, so Mr. Sussmann’s hours did not result in any additional charges, they said.”

Best be careful when billing HEAVY against a flat retainer client, these records can and will be used against you

 

[legal eagle]

every time counsel for my client's excess carrier sets a call he never answers

 

[Buzz Killington]

what a week!

-got a huge application APPROVED today
-filed an easy but important application for something else
-In April I predicted (I am very happy to say with great foresight) that the application of a competitor would be a disaster, and today the government issued two utterly embarrassing letters telling their counsel they're refusing to process the application
-still tryin to get my boy @///TRASH some bidness

 

[Buzz Killington]

every time counsel for my client's excess carrier sets a call he never answers

do you send a highly passive aggressive follow-up?

 

[legal eagle]

do you send a highly passive aggressive follow-up?

NEVER

 

[Buzz Killington]

email today:

Hi I'm so and so, a 2L at George Washington. I'm interested in a summer opportunity in [these practice groups, none of which my firm has].

 

[michael]

Neat. Just settled a monster case.

 

[legal eagle]

congrats brother

 

[Buzz Killington]

Neat. Just settled a monster case.

no jury trial standing on the banister smashing your fist into your palm while screaming about the American Way no care