Look at these lazy motherfuckers

[mollywhop]

 

[Divine]

what kind of man owns a cat

 

[rcm]

How many threads have you made of your pets sleeping?

 

[mollywhop]

How many threads have you made of your pets sleeping?

I'm going to guess 7 but somebody fact check me

 

[mollywhop]

what kind of man owns a cat

I'm not exaggerating when I say that Bob Segar is more of a man than you could ever be

 

[Buzz Killington]

what kind of man owns a cat

fight me irl

 

[Normie]

I thought you somehow gained access to my laptop camera.

 

[Divine]

I'm not exaggerating when I say that Bob Segar is more of a man than you could ever be

what kind of man gives his cat two names

 

[mollywhop]

what kind of man gives his cat two names

you’ll be hearing from my attorney

 

[nosaj]

fight me irl

You’ll fold up like a lawn chair ole timer

 

[wildflower]

Here are the names of my cats -
Alice
Rasta
Angel
Sam the hot dog man
Squeak

 

[nosaj]

 

[Divine]

Here are the names of my cats -
Alice
Rasta
Angel
Sam the hot dog man
Squeak

What’s the story about the hot dog man

 

[wildflower]

What’s the story about the hot dog man

Taken from an old Bob Newhart sketch. Characters name was Sam the Hot Dog Man.
Our Sam the Hot Dog Man was 36-0 in fights with other cats. He had a thick enough coat that you might bite and just have a mouth full of fur.

When I got transferred to LA, we could only keep one cat. Some cute little girls down the street adored Sam the hot dog man, and would pick him up, put little costumes on him, and have him go to tea parties. When food was involved, Sam had no shame at all.

 

[Jim Lahey]

catdog!

 

[nosaj]

 

[Narc]

Wonder why their behinds are covered...

@BStark

 

[Capt. Hammer]

Wonder why their behinds are covered...

@BStark

 

[JerseyAhole]

I'm not exaggerating when I say that Bob Segar is more of a man than you could ever be

that is about the worst insult you could ever lay out for a man.....

 

[mollywhop]

this is the hottest mf hot tub I’ve ever been in my skin is melting