Love when you're lucky enough to take your daily dump before showering and going to the office

rcm

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Dec 30, 2004
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I envy the people who have a scheduled morning poo every day
 
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I envy the people who have a scheduled morning poo every day
If I have to go it's usually before I have to go to work. If it's brewing and it's getting close to having to leave for work I call out sick. I don't poop at work. Fuck that
 
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Metamucil crew is about to show up and change your life. 1.5 scoops before bed, and you'll be dropping LOGS at 6am every day.
 
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rcm

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I used to be a never poop at work or school person. But that changed and now I sit on the shitter at work and post on OT.
 

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I used to be a never poop at work or school person. But that changed and now I sit on the shitter at work and post on OT.
True story. Someone at my place got fired for sitting on the toilet for like 30 minutes watching ESPN
Ceo by chance took a deuce at the same time, went out, came back in later and dude was still sitting on the shitter
 
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rcm

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True story. Someone at my place got fired for sitting on the toilet for like 30 minutes watching ESPN
Ceo by chance took a deuce at the same time, went out, came back in later and dude was still sitting on the shitter
How can you possibly get fired for that? Just say you had diarrhea and didn't think it was safe to get up.
 

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#meltdowns are NOT based off post count
Oct 9, 2002
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How can you possibly get fired for that? Just say you had diarrhea and didn't think it was safe to get up.
Yea you don’t watch espn loudly on the toilet in a private use bathroom (not the public use ones on a floor but inside your suite)
 
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rcm

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Yea you don’t watch espn loudly on the toilet in a private use bathroom (not the public use ones on a floor but inside your suite)
Just gotta make fart sounds too
 

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