Attn. Marines, don't get all butt hurt at this joke. So little Tommy walks into the restroom at the airport and steps up to the urinal when he notices a Marine in full dress blues next to him. He says to the Marine, "Hey Mr., are you a real Marine?" The Marine replies,"Why yes I am, would you like to wear my hat?" Little Tommy replies ," yes sir i would!" and then puts on the Marine's hat. Just then an Army Ranger walks into the restroom, little Tommy sees him and asks, "Hey Mr., are you a real US Army Ranger?" The Ranger responds with,"Yeah I am, what of it? you wanna suck my dick?" Little Tommy replies,"Oh no sir, I'm not a real marine I'm just wearing his hat."