Matts Off Road Recovery. v.earth swallowed a jeep

[borazhasleftthebuilding]

Lizzie OF check

brynn got the stupid titties

 

[herpes]

mormon mafia cash babyyy

dude it took me watching like his last 50 videos to finally put it together....

i saw one where some drunk guy came up to him after a monster truck event and they put "fun fact, heavy d has never tasted alcohol" on the screen and i was like... 1. no fucking way 2. weird they would mention this

then i started noticing when they're cooking out / camping / in that snowy cabin... its always redbulls or gatorades.. i was like well he's trying to make his channel family friendly for that sweet youtube $$$ so can't drink on camera

then this last video about some mine they were working at he poured a beer into a marinade and was like "none of us drink... well, almost none of us. but its fine, the alcohol all cooks off..."

finally im like what the fuck is the big deal, everyone in those videos looks like they drink a fifth of jack a day.

then i realized he lives in utah and he's a fucking mormon

 

[couchlock]

dude it took me watching like his last 50 videos to finally put it together....

i saw one where some drunk guy came up to him after a monster truck event and they put "fun fact, heavy d has never tasted alcohol" on the screen and i was like... 1. no fucking way 2. weird they would mention this

then i started noticing when they're cooking out / camping / in that snowy cabin... its always redbulls or gatorades.. i was like well he's trying to make his channel family friendly for that sweet youtube $$$ so can't drink on camera

then this last video about some mine they were working at he poured a beer into a marinade and was like "none of us drink... well, almost none of us. but its fine, the alcohol all cooks off..."

finally im like what the fuck is the big deal, everyone in those videos looks like they drink a fifth of jack a day.

then i realized he lives in utah and he's a fucking mormon

yep, same with matts offroad crew, fab rats too

 

[couchlock]

his old camera man had like 9 kids or some crazy shit

 

[borazhasleftthebuilding]

dude it took me watching like his last 50 videos to finally put it together....

i saw one where some drunk guy came up to him after a monster truck event and they put "fun fact, heavy d has never tasted alcohol" on the screen and i was like... 1. no fucking way 2. weird they would mention this

then i started noticing when they're cooking out / camping / in that snowy cabin... its always redbulls or gatorades.. i was like well he's trying to make his channel family friendly for that sweet youtube $$$ so can't drink on camera

then this last video about some mine they were working at he poured a beer into a marinade and was like "none of us drink... well, almost none of us. but its fine, the alcohol all cooks off..."

finally im like what the fuck is the big deal, everyone in those videos looks like they drink a fifth of jack a day.

then i realized he lives in utah and he's a fucking mormon

have you figured out yet that sarahntuned is a dude?

 

[whatever]

have you figured out yet that sarahntuned is a dude?

 

[herpes]

have you figured out yet that sarahntuned is a dude?

the very first time one of you tranny chasers posted one of his videos it was obvious.

 

[JohnnyBeagle]

@herpes a little slow as usual

 

[Narc]

the very first time one of you tranny chasers posted one of his videos it was obvious.

Tell that to @couchlock

 

[herpes]

@herpes a little slow as usual

tbh i forgot mormons were a thing

 

[victor77]

tbh i forgot mormons were a thing

My neighbors are mormons.

 

[herpes]

My neighbors are mormons.

i see them jehovas witnesses riding bikes in the 120* texas heat and kinda lumped mormons in with them

 

[victor77]

i see them jehovas witnesses riding bikes in the 120* texas heat and kinda lumped mormons in with them

Gotta embrace the suck for jeebus! I guess. Lol

 

[Oman4x4]

dude it took me watching like his last 50 videos to finally put it together....

i saw one where some drunk guy came up to him after a monster truck event and they put "fun fact, heavy d has never tasted alcohol" on the screen and i was like... 1. no fucking way 2. weird they would mention this

then i started noticing when they're cooking out / camping / in that snowy cabin... its always redbulls or gatorades.. i was like well he's trying to make his channel family friendly for that sweet youtube $$$ so can't drink on camera

then this last video about some mine they were working at he poured a beer into a marinade and was like "none of us drink... well, almost none of us. but its fine, the alcohol all cooks off..."

finally im like what the fuck is the big deal, everyone in those videos looks like they drink a fifth of jack a day.

then i realized he lives in utah and he's a fucking mormon

To be fair I would have judged a book by the cover and said they look like they drink heavy too but yeah.... wow... I guess they don't.

Fuck me.... the machinery you can afford when you don't drink.

To be fair if I had access to Military Surplus auctions and did that instead of Land Yachts I'd probably be a lot closer to keeping up with him.

 

[whatever]

To be fair I would have judged a book by the cover and said they look like they drink heavy too but yeah.... wow... I guess they don't.

Fuck me.... the machinery you can afford when you don't drink.

To be fair if I had access to Military Surplus auctions and did that instead of Land Yachts I'd probably be a lot closer to keeping up with him.

gov auction is a baddddd thing.

seriously auctions in general are bad. without a huge pole barn

 

[whatever]

damnit

https://www.govdeals.com/index.cfm?fa=Main.Item&itemid=1473&acctid=19807

 

[whatever]

best 100 bucks ill ever spend

https://www.govdeals.com/index.cfm?fa=Main.Item&itemid=20147&acctid=1055

 

[Oman4x4]

the wife and 3 kids were on the scene

Man that's brutal. Feel really bad for them. Especially as one is still in the child seat age.

Losing my dad when I was in my early 30s messed me up enough. I guess I was lucky to have him as long as I did.

 

[Oman4x4]

gov auction is a baddddd thing.

seriously auctions in general are bad. without a huge pole barn

Bad how?


Bad as in tempting to buy awesome things you don't really need, or bad as in costs more to make things run than it's worth?


I figure govdeals.com is the former and govdeals.ru is the latter but that might be for another thread.

 

[FlyNReeLow]

Noob question here. Anyone got a link to some decent tow straps? I'd like to keep some on hand just in case. Also whats the best way to attach them to the tow hooks or do you just loop them through and tie them or something?

https://mattsoffroadrecovery.com/products/recovery-rope and some soft shackles

 

[herpes]

To be fair I would have judged a book by the cover and said they look like they drink heavy too but yeah.... wow... I guess they don't.

Fuck me.... the machinery you can afford when you don't drink.

To be fair if I had access to Military Surplus auctions and did that instead of Land Yachts I'd probably be a lot closer to keeping up with him.

All I can think of is if I didn't drink I'd have a helicopter by now

 

[Oman4x4]

All I can think of is if I didn't drink I'd have a helicopter by now

 

[whatever]

https://mattsoffroadrecovery.com/products/recovery-rope and some soft shackles

dont you dare support him

 

[FlyNReeLow]

dont you dare support him

i dont have anything against the dude.

 

[whatever]

https://mattsoffroadrecovery.com/products/recovery-rope and some soft shackles

dont you dare support him