Meet the Krewe of Melroys

Mrfrosty

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Before Danielle Wheeler founded the Krewe of Karens in 2019, she had never gone topical. She’d always been in the “cinched corset and glitter” camp of Carnival costumers. Though Wheeler admired clever people who dreamed up outfits that meshed with current events or social fads, such ideas didn’t pop into her head.

Until she had an epiphany.

“Karen” is a pop culture code name for a certain type of self-assured, SUV-driving, sunglass-wearing, suburban White woman who is often aggrieved about life’s inconveniences and imperfections.


:rofl: this is fucking stupid.
 
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saabguy

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Wonder if MG will roll this year :hmm:

I think it would be good for the region if it DIDN’T. The most important things in NOLA are Mardi Gras, saints, LSU football, and festivals. And they residents wonder why the state is consistently the fattest, dumbest, poorest, and ranked “worst place to live” for the last 3 years. Perhaps they should value other things more highly than getting drunk, catching $0.03 trinkets, and sucking crawfish heads.



where can I pick up a Karen application :o
 

halflife78

WTF MATE??
Aug 11, 2004
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Atlanta Area
Wonder if MG will roll this year :hmm:

I think it would be good for the region if it DIDN’T. The most important things in NOLA are Mardi Gras, saints, LSU football, and festivals. And they residents wonder why the state is consistently the fattest, dumbest, poorest, and ranked “worst place to live” for the last 3 years. Perhaps they should value other things more highly than getting drunk, catching $0.03 trinkets, and sucking crawfish heads.



where can I pick up a Karen application :o

I'll....allow this because you didn't specifically call out crawfish, just head sucking. If you would of started mouthing off about boiled or fried crawfish in general I would of been making a side trip next time I visited the family.
 

eK

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Jan 9, 2004
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Are you suggesting that @melroy is a self-assured, SUV-driving, sunglass-wearing, suburban White woman who is often aggrieved about life’s inconveniences and imperfections?


If so you are absolutely spot on.
 

mollywhop

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Feb 13, 2020
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Blue Ridge Mountains
Wonder if MG will roll this year :hmm:

I think it would be good for the region if it DIDN’T. The most important things in NOLA are Mardi Gras, saints, LSU football, and festivals. And they residents wonder why the state is consistently the fattest, dumbest, poorest, and ranked “worst place to live” for the last 3 years. Perhaps they should value other things more highly than getting drunk, catching $0.03 trinkets, and sucking crawfish heads.



where can I pick up a Karen application :o
I don’t know who the fuck you think you are talking shit about sucking crawfish heads but I suggest you reconsider
 
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saabguy

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I'll....allow this because you didn't specifically call out crawfish, just head sucking. If you would of started mouthing off about boiled or fried crawfish in general I would of been making a side trip next time I visited the family.
Crawfish is overrated. If it was good you wouldn’t need to add all those goddamn spices and seasonings to it.
 

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