Meet the Men Paying Six Figures to Get Taller---by Having Their Legs Broken

TopTuna

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Apr 8, 2010
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Now a weenie enhancement on the other hand


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You sure? They'd have to artificially induce erection and then break it with like a hammer or something. Then make a semicircular incision around the midsection of the shaft. Separate and spread the tissue. Insert additional new tissue either from a cadaver or another place on your body. Sew you up. Repeat the process 2 or 3 more times across several weeks in slightly different locations, the final time lengthening the urethra using a full thickness anterior bladder wall flap that is based at the urethra. Across the whole process you experience painful urination and can't masturbate. Possible complications involve erectile dysfunction, urinary tract infection, benign prostatic hyperplasia, hematuria, among others.
 

Mega-JC: Da Return

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Sep 7, 2001
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You sure? They'd have to artificially induce erection and then break it with like a hammer or something. Then make a semicircular incision around the midsection of the shaft. Separate and spread the tissue. Insert additional new tissue either from a cadaver or another place on your body. Sew you up. Repeat the process 2 or 3 more times across several weeks in slightly different locations, the final time lengthening the urethra using a full thickness anterior bladder wall flap that is based at the urethra. Across the whole process you experience painful urination and can't masturbate. Possible complications involve erectile dysfunction, urinary tract infection, benign prostatic hyperplasia, hematuria, among others.
Ooohhfff, maybe I'll just stick with the occasional bluechew 😅
 
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