Midwest LOOSEMEAT sandwich night!

[Cold Brew]

Also known as made rites. These are not taverns; those are a bit different, but here we go!

Melt a blob of crisco in your cast iron pan


Sweat some onions with salt for a bit


Now for the main event, get out your favorite beef scrambler and scramble some beef!


Oh yeah look at all that meat juice. Spoon it out into a couple stacked solo cups


Next up, equal parts sugar, vinegar, and mustard. 1 Tbls per pound of meat. Add some pepper also


Fill the pan up with water and boil that mess!


Almost ready, just keep simmering until the water is gone



Spoon some into some steamed potato buns, top with pickles and mustard. Enjoy

 

[Jon91SE]

Pre chewed white castle

 

[Wolf]

 

[MrBlonde]

Dude all your recipes are like exactly the same steps

 

[steviebeast]

 

[MrBlonde]

Should have put that loose meat between a couple of cinnamon rolls.

 

[FlyNReeLow]

fukin disgusting

 

[Aviv]

I would make fun of this, except I've actually eaten a maid rite and it was good dumb fun.

 

[Formz]

Looks better than literally everything @Mercedes cooks.

 

[silkforcalde]

Dude all your recipes are like exactly the same steps

most of my recipes have some phase where i sweat some onions but it's usually after i've browned the meat and i just toss the onions in with celery and bell pepper or carrots maybe some jalapeno and then scrape the browned bits off with the liquid released from the veg

 

[monolith]

it looks like shit but I bet it’s good.

 

[RickylSmalls]

Would have skipped the crisco and had plenty of mayo and a slice of American, but I'd eat it.

 

[whatever]

I cant wait to tell the wife not to worry about christmas dinner. I got it handled

 

[Dr. Charisma]

I miss the George Lopez show

 

[RickylSmalls]

Id also throw the meat scrambler in the garbage.

 

[Armin Tamzarian]

woah

 

[FDT]

I wouldn't spend my time making that but I'd probably eat that shit imo

 

[Formz]

Would have skipped the crisco and had plenty of mayo and a slice of American, but I'd eat it.

A slice of American could act as a glue too.

 

[phatguy88]

the pic of the meat on one side and the fat pooled on the other reminded me of that pic from the midwestern taconight

 

[SurlyDuff]

I'd fuck with this disgusting shit after a few dozen adult beverages

 

[Cold Brew]

Would have skipped the crisco and had plenty of mayo and a slice of American, but I'd eat it.

I put a slice of american and tabasco on my taverns

 

[MrBlonde]

the pic of the meat on one side and the fat pooled on the other reminded me of that pic from the midwestern taconight

Drop the seasoning packet right in that grease pool no water needed.

 

[Cold Brew]

I'd fuck with this disgusting shit after a few dozen adult beverages

I made this thread mostly as a joke, but they're actually fucking delicious in a weird way