MMA MMA Poser v. the tshirt

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  1. DSPNLM

    DSPNLM New Member

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    I will list the shirt for sale on my site when it is up, which at the rate my web builder is moving may be 2020. I'll work something out if it takes too long. Probably a black cotton tee with white or red lettering....Discuss


    Front:

    MMA Poser

    Back:

    The MMA Poser Pledge

    I will…

    Never train or fight a day in my life
    Own at least one MMA shirt and wear it everyday
    Tell women I ShootFight in Japan in the most elite but secret organization
    Tell everyone I meet about my undefeated fight record...all by knockout or flying armbar
    Check www.ryanloco.com twice a day for updates
    Critique every broadcast MMA event on multiple internet forums
    Amass an immense collection of pictures with fighters…..sporting my MMA shirt
    Boo any fight that lasts more than 30 seconds without a knockout
    Create the sickest website boasting my MMA skills
    Change my last name to Gracie
     
  2. Bausk

    Bausk New Member

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    That's actually pretty funny.

    :rofl: at random Ryan Loco shot. No love.
     
  3. Artyboy

    Artyboy Necessity is the excuse for every infringement of

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    :rofl: you really need to send one of those to that dude on myspace
     
  4. DSPNLM

    DSPNLM New Member

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    If I ever get his/her actual address I will mail one and address it to Lee Reed.
     
  5. Artyboy

    Artyboy Necessity is the excuse for every infringement of

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    You should change the Ryanloco bit to Lee Reed's myspace page :mamoru:
     
  6. DSPNLM

    DSPNLM New Member

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    don't be sad, give me permission to actually use your web address and I'll send you a free one, plus its free ad.
     
  7. checkii

    checkii ฝรั่งตาน้ำข้าว

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    sport a white tapout sticker on my white car
    hail all TUF stars as A-level talent
     
  8. drakkon

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    call out eddie bravo on myspace
    make myspace blogs how im gonna be in the ufc
     
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    DSPNLM New Member

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    I thought of those but I have to be more general in the wording because if I use stuff like "myspace", "tuf", "tapout", I have to get permission. I might be treading close by using Gracie.
     
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    FloppyCock New Member

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    I think I'd wear that shirt.
     
  11. drakkon

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    you can just replace myspace with internet.
     
  12. DSPNLM

    DSPNLM New Member

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    This is what the next to last (#9) is referring to.
     
  13. RobsMob

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    :bowrofl: @ flying armbar
     
  14. miek

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    :rofl: I'd wear it to the gym everyday :bowrofl:
     
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  16. aaaaaa

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    i'd wear it
     
  17. The Ripper

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    lol nice id rock it but you need to have some kind of logo or some shit on it
     
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    DSPNLM New Member

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    I had to change some of the back due to size constraints. These should come in at under $20 if I can get at least 10 firm orders. If I can get 20 the price should be below $15. Please comment.
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    Front:

    MMA Poser

    Back:


    The MMA Poser Pledge
    I will…
    Never train or fight a day in my life
    Own at least one MMA shirt and wear it everyday
    Tell women I ShootFight in Japan
    Boast my undefeated record...all by flying armbar
    Check www.ryanloco.com twice a day for updates
    Critique every MMA event on multiple internet forums
    Boo fights without a knockout in 30 seconds
    Create the sickest website boasting my MMA skills
     
  20. miek

    miek New Member

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    :bowrofl: YES! I definately know of someone I can give this to
     
  21. Maestro Nobones

    Maestro Nobones Great Job! - GLAD DADS CREW

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    the pledge on the back should be centered instead of left
     
  22. GreatDeceiver

    GreatDeceiver OT Supporter

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    I agree, plus it's alot of stuff to read and the spacing of each line doesn't help. Good idea though, just a little constructive crit.
     
  23. acidix

    acidix Ua mau, ke ea o ka `aina, i ka pono

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    So... those things are bad?
     
  24. Nomad

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    i'm down for this, and i will wear it to all my MMA fights and so forth, not as disrespect, but all in good jest.
     
    Last edited: Nov 8, 2007
  25. AdrenalineJUNKY

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    :rofl: hahaha i want one (maybe 2) where are u selling them?
     

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