GUN Mmmmm Glock 23 *Drools*

kellyclan

She only loves you when she's drunk.
May 16, 2001
18,817
I'll bid $350 if it includes vids of her pleasuring herself vaginally with it.

Or at least a mag.
 

[DWI]

Master of Nothing
Aug 6, 2000
22,865
Maine
Gun does nothing for the photo shoot. :rofl:

Why is it there?

It simple small town logic my friend.

You see when you have sex (or attempt to have sex) with the farmers daughter the farmer always catches you in the act and with your pants still around you ankles chases you down the dirt road firing shots wildly in your direction, his aim being thrown off by the moon reflecting off of your blindingly pale white ass. This photo clearly shows she has relieved her father of his firearm, so that all you have to worry about are things like the baseball bat and combine.
 

Ebtromba

Active Member
Nov 22, 2005
5,928
alexandria, VA
its funny, when I used to shoot at sherwin shooting sports one was forbidden from shooting wolf out of an AR/AK because it was "steel core" ammo.

I haven't thought about this since, but that's a croc of shit, right?
 

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