ART More stupid customer stories from MSIGuy...

[MSIGuy]

So...

I was selling a guy a camera, D3100 to be exact, and he starts giving me his spcheal about how he's going to be shooting a wedding next weekend so he thought he'd buy the camera early to familiarize himself with it... (I get so tired of that story...)

Anyway, he's going over all the "different settings" on the mode dial and asks me, "What's your favorite mode?"

I replied "à la mode." He looked at me kind of strange, like he was trying to figure out which mode that was, maybe the "A"... Then he asked, "Do I need to use a memory card with this camera?"

I said, "Only if you want to save the pictures..."

Congratulations on your new carer as a wedding photographer, douchebag.

EDIT: I love my job--just hate the customers.

 

[Chitown B]

 

[Idyfohu]

 

[AbortionSurvivor]

"à la mode" for professional

 

[charles foster kane]

spcheal?

 

[MSIGuy]

spcheal?

I meant spiel... I just spelled it all phonetically and jewy...

 

[charles foster kane]

I meant spiel... I just spelled it all phonetically and jewy...

well, you didn't even get that part right

 

[koolaids]

you should have told him that the camera runs faster without a memory card

 

[smaug]

my god

 

[mikmit]

hehe. p for professional.

 

[Wobistdu]

A++ thread

 

[Ty Webb]

LOLOLOL @ A LA MODE

 

[Girth]

@ "a la mode"

 

[Wobistdu]

can i share some funnies? this is all from selling shit on CL

selling tokina 11-16. kid and buddy show up with d80. he puts on his camera and proceeds to take a long ass handheld shot. he then giggles and says "wow this is wide"

hands me the money.


another pro photographer shows up with his d700 (who i later found out shot george bush many times) and puts my kit lens 18-105 on. he's like meh it isn't that sharp but that can be fixed in post

LOL WUT

 

[charles foster kane]

can i share some funnies?

ok, I'm waiting

 

[smaug]

ok, I'm waiting

 

[charles foster kane]

lols

 

[Cicada]

can i share some funnies? this is all from selling shit on CL

selling tokina 11-16. kid and buddy show up with d80. he puts on his camera and proceeds to take a long ass handheld shot. he then giggles and says "wow this is wide"

hands me the money.

WHOA THAT'S HILARIOUS HE BOUGHT IT FROM YOU

 

[Wobistdu]

WHOA THAT'S HILARIOUS HE BOUGHT IT FROM YOU

 

[alexromo]

put ice cream on it

 

[Cicada]

a'la mode

 

[Pikel]

smh

 

[alexromo]

a'la mode

Im sure he pronounced it and not wrote it on a piece of paper....

 

[ThexToddster]

Damn dude, that job would be so entertaining. It would be so hard NOT to troll every "know it all" photographer that comes in

 

[Idyfohu]

Damn dude, that job would be so entertaining. It would be so hard NOT to troll every "know it all" photographer that comes in

Exactly.