GUN Mustaches should be left to...

pmoney

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aviators, crusty old e-8s, and navy senior chiefs

doesn't look right on specialists


discuss
 

dmcgill

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Jul 31, 2006
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California
I disagree
Shank2.jpg

Shank4.jpg

I'm not allowed within 25 meters of a school. Or a Chuck E Cheese.
 
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Schnit

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Feb 16, 2006
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Anyone who doesn't grow one while deployed is a phaggot. It's like a contest of who can grow the most badass one, and the ugliest one.
 

Texasboy

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Jan 5, 2006
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Mandatory mustache march is the only time I will grow one out, that is untill the chain of command yells at us.

No one in my battalion has a mustache
 

Blackfox

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Mar 24, 2008
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I grew a hilariously thick one while deployed because my CO hated mustaches. I kept it when I redeployed and my family was like WTF...??? at the return ceremony.
 

dmcgill

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I guess some Army units aren't allowed to grow mustaches, even on deployment?

I was at COP Baracki Barack in eastern AFG last year and one day as I was waiting for the helo to arrive to take me back to Shank, I was sitting on my ruck in the sun as two SPC's came up to wait on the bird too. They sat about ten feet away, and as their SM was approaching, I heard one of them say to the other "Hey SM is on his way, get up...better let that dude know too", as he was motioning to me the other dude glanced at me, gave an appalling look, then looked back at his buddy and said "I don't think that guys gonna give a fuck, he has a god damn Burt Reynolds 'stache for Christ's sake"

He was correct.
 

crucial_fiction

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Sep 9, 2004
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horrible depoyment staches are fucking :bowdown: never did one...though I shaved my head a couple times....could be considered worse depending on who you talk to :rofl:
 

dmcgill

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Jul 31, 2006
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Hell to the naw, I'm just on an all-male amphib. They sold no-shave chits for like $10 if we weren't pulling in for a while... which was a lot.
I was on a co-ed amphib and it was fucking GAY to say the least. Females don't belong on ships, they ruined the fucking fleet dude.
 

mangid

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Jan 12, 2008
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I was on a co-ed amphib and it was fucking GAY to say the least. Females don't belong on ships, they ruined the fucking fleet dude.

Couldn't have said it any better myself. I was lucky to be on a ship without females, it was chill as fuck :bowdown:
 
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pmoney

pmoney

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You will never be stationed on one, so don't worry about it. Keep your mind on what color PT belt to bring to work.

:rofl:

I don't even know what to say. Shit, now I wish I joined the navy so I could be on an amphib and act tough on the internet. :rofl:
 

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