My 20lb turkey is still frozen solid

[wizurd]

Well it might fit in a Homer bucket.

 

[intro_vert13]

like this

 

[vr6vdub]

I'm gonna need a bigger bucket.

Do you have a sink?

 

[Do it To it]

Wait is 20 big?

I got a 24.88lber in the fridge..


I've never cooked a turkey before.

 

[wizurd]

Do you have a sink?

No

 

[wizurd]

Wait is 20 big?

I got a 24.88lber in the fridge..


I've never cooked a turkey before.

Judging by the comments I don't think the majority here has.

 

[vr6vdub]

No

Weird

 

[BStork]

Got mine in the brine baybeeeee

 

[wizurd]

Weird

I live in a trashcan.

 

[wizurd]

Got mine in the brine baybeeeee

Mine came pre-brined.

 

[ERock]

Don't forget to put more pop-up buttons on the turkey. Really give it the COVID virus looks for the holiday.

 

[XO]

who was that dude that brought home like a 43lb turkey?

 

[XO]

there it is

 

[mollywhop]

Cold running water in the bathtub or sink if it will fit overnight

 

[ERock]

there it is

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Thicc

 

[TucsonTerror]

Wait is 20 big?

I got a 24.88lber in the fridge..


I've never cooked a turkey before.

Jeebus, how you prepping/cooking it?

 

[mdaniel]

please just throw it right in the hot oil and take a video of it.

Indoors next to a pile of old newspapers, please.

 

[Foolish]

We are having 2 20 lb turkeys and ham. Fuck the covid police.

 

[mollywhop]

We are having 2 20 lb turkeys and ham. Fuck the covid police.

can’t imagine why Alabama is such a hotspot

 

[RotorBalls]

I got a 13lb one for 4 adults and a kid who probably wont eat it. That was the smallest I could find in the organic section, but should be good.

 

[TheEvil1]

bruh if you're not having a full spread, most of which will go to waste to because there's simply too much food, then I'm just going to assume you're incredibly poor

waste? mfer leftover plates and sandwiches then turkey ala king then if anything else make soup and more stock with the bones

 

[TheEvil1]

only got a 12lb one this yers

its in ite dry brine right now

made a cpl gallons of stock today as well

 

[intro_vert13]

waste? mfer leftover plates and sandwiches then turkey ala king then if anything else make soup and more stock with the bones

nah, if I don't eat the whole turkey on one go I throw everything out

 

[Gaunt]

Just throw it straight into a turkey fryer. No need to thaw.

 

[wizurd]

I got a 13lb one for 4 adults and a kid who probably wont eat it. That was the smallest I could find in the organic section, but should be good.

My kids are 12 and eat more than me lately.