Cliffs: Got pulled over for no plates (bought it and were on the way to get temps) in the new work truck and I was driving, Brad in passenger seat. We kinda got into it a bit, but he really suprised me. Brad now wants to find him in a dark alley but I told him it's not worth his time. Convo: Ex: Sir do have a temporary pl oh Ryan.. Me: Uhh yeah hi. Notice I'm about 3 blocks from the License Beareau.. Ex: Yeah soo... Brad: Officer I just bought this truck I have all the paper work and insurance documents you want them? Ex:So Ryan who's your friend Me: Brad Ex: Hi Brad, yes I will need to see that paperwork and Ryan will you come back to the car with me Me: Sure Me to Brad as Ex walks back to cruiser: I'm calling you from my cell in my pocket right now send it to voicemail... Brad: Me: This my dumbass ex... Brad: Me: Calmn down I won't get a ticket and if I do it WILL get thrown out.. So I walk back to the cruiser and get in show him the paperwork Ex: So ummm how are you Me: Fine Ex: Well I know you have to be sad about your mom and stuff and I just didn't want to come around blah blah blah Me: That's fine it would have been a hell of a lot harder for me with you around Ex: Yeah so umm is Brad your new man Me: *snaps neck around* I don't think thats any of your business Ex: Sorry I was just trying to be nice. Me: Yes he is. Ex: Well I can tell you love him, I can see it in your eyes. Plus when you introduced me I could tell you did that little blush and look at him thing you used to do with me. Me: Yeah I can honestly say out of the three relationships I've been in my life this one is the best Ex: Ouch Me: Well umm you are the one who fucked up both of our lives not me. Ex: Yeah umm like I said I'm sorry I... Me: That's nice can I go now Ex: YEah I was just trying to talk you said you wanted to remain somewhat friendly Me: Yes I did but it's not like you called me you fucking pulled me over Ex: I didn't know it was you Me: Ok whatever seriously can I just go back to my truck now Ex: Yours huh? Titled in his name, you must be gold digging him Me: No I'm not your new boy toy (name here) Ex: Well it was nice seeing you. You are looking good these days, and you do have the look of true love almost a glow like. Me: Thank you. Any ticket, warning Ex: No. I just hope you don't get hurt again and like I said I am sorry for everything Me: Thanks uhh have a nice day. Wait make that life. Ex: You know I still love you right Me: That's nice but this man loves me, shows it, says it, and is more of a man then you can ever hope to be in your wildest G rated dreams. Ex: You don't have to be harsh Me:You didn't have to fuck my life up Ex: I'lll walk you back Me: Umm oh gay Ex to Brad once we are back at the truck: You have once special man there, treat him as such. He is honestly the sweetest, nicest, most caring person I have ever met besides his mother. I know you don't know me but I'm sure you have heard things but like I said don't hurt him he's been thru enough in life. Me: Brad: Well I love him more then just about anything in life, so he has nothing to worry about. Plus I don't go around sleeping with random men and high school boys. Ex: Well I will be on my way you gentlemen have a good evening.