GUN My liberal mother just bought a shotgun.

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  1. Fire Sauce

    Fire Sauce New Member

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    A Winchester 1300 Marine. She got it because my 'rents just bought a new yacht ('75 Hatteras) and decided they needed some Boat Defense.

    The convo went like this:
    mom: I bought a gun today.
    me: *stunned silence, then* did the cat pee on the carpet again?
    mom: No, we're getting it for the boat.
    : What, no good at fishing, you have to nail them with buckshot?
    mom: No, for defense. Crime is up in the marinas in Hilton Head.
    :*laughing* What would your hippie socialist friends think about buying a gun that can do nothing but KILL PEOPLE! :run:
    mom: *snickering* They'd probably call me a baby killer.
     
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    Fire Sauce New Member

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    She's gonna be shooting slugs, too. :eek3:

    She sure is a tough bitch. :hs:
     
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    CPipes Shit definitely just got real!! OT Supporter

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    [email protected], i know somebody who caught one to the lung in a robbery.
     
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    A Hatteras of that size is what? $3 million? Congrats to your parents for a boat of that size.

    I'd be suggesting a stainless Mini14 or the like as well if you sail the unfriendly seas.
     
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    Paintballer Choo Choooo....

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    You should talk your mom into buying more guns, sounds like she's turning to the right side of things :big grin:
     
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    $1.2M, got her used. :bigthumb:
     
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    She still can't understand why anyone would want to have an assault rifle.

    I gave up trying to give her a good reason about a year ago, now I just say, "Because they're so fuckin' cool!" and she rolls her eyes.
     
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    Artyboy Necessity is the excuse for every infringement of

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    What other reason do you need???
     
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    pics of 75' yacht??
     
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    michael WELCOME TO THE GUNSHINE STATE

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    my friend's got a 77' hatteras.dunno what kind of firepower he keeps on it though
     
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    and thats why I have two stripped STAG-15s sitting in my closet waiting for me to get some more money
     
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    It's still in the boatyard getting refitted. When we launch it I'll take a picture of mom holding the gun in the Lee Harvey Oswald pose on the back deck.
     
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    50 BMG on the front:rolleyes:

    If I had a boat that big I'd have one on the front and one on the back. maybe a 40mm here or there. I dunno how I'd get my hands on one though.
     
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    michael WELCOME TO THE GUNSHINE STATE

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    an RPG portside and starboard....50 bmg front and back and 1911's stashed everywhere in between..aint no one gonna jack my 2milliondollar boat
     
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    This is a picture of you. Isn't it. :squint:
     
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    michael WELCOME TO THE GUNSHINE STATE

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    you found me!
     
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    michael WELCOME TO THE GUNSHINE STATE

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    and thats me. btw.
     
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    :rofl: Oh, I was close enough.
     
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    Now she just needs a Ma Deuce on the nose of the boat and she'll be set :bigthumb:
     
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    turret mounted remote controlled dillion minigun is minimum required equipment for a yacht of that size.
     
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    hahahahahahahahahahaha.......my side......ugh.........sigh......bahahahahahahahaha

    dude.....wow.....hahaha
     
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    oh yea b4 i forget, arch:

    tell your mom a single shottie simply isnt enough. Tell her she needs an M4 w/ Eotech and a Glock 17 loaded w/ +P jhp's.

    Then id feel safe sailing the pirate seas w/ a 1.2M dollar boat...my .02
     
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