MIL My mother sent this joke

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  1. darnit

    darnit New Member

    Oct 24, 2005
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    While I cant stand to be around her for more than 3 mins with wanting to slap the dog shit out of her, I love her to death.
    so without anymore EMO shit.. a email joke forwarded from a very patriotic mother.

    Subject: I like this Marine

    A United States Marine was attending some college courses between
    assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the
    courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.

    One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the
    ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock
    me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room
    fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes wentby and the professor
    proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting." It got down to the last
    couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the
    professor, and cold-cocked him knocking him off the platform.

    The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there,
    silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking
    on in silence. The pr ofessor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked
    at the Marine and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you
    do that?"

    The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America's
    soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid shit and act like an
    asshole. So, He sent me."

    :) :) :)
  2. Immortal1

    Immortal1 New Member

    Jul 1, 2003
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    nice nice

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