My Santa is a god amongst men.

Discussion in 'Secret Santa 2016' started by KERS, Dec 21, 2016.

  1. KERS

    KERS OT Supporter

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    Was at my wife's work xmas lunch today, when I got an email notification that a package had been delivered. I get a lot of packages for work, but I quickly checked the tracking number and saw that it came from a random place I don't get work shit from.

    Basically dragged my wife out of there so I could get my fucking shit, and was not disappointed.

    The package. I forgot to arm myself, though.

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    Quality wrapsmanship right here :bigthumb: :rofl:

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    A few more precision wrapped gifts in the bottom.

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    In the elegantly wrapped duct tape packages were some outstanding broskis :cool:

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    Totally needed a new knife. :bowdown:

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    Fucking racetrack coasters. :tbow:

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    The total haul :bigok::bowdown::nod::tnod::yum:

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    It was shipped from Bryson City, NC, which is only about 3 years west of me. So, my dear Santa, if you're ever in Charlotte, lets party.
     
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  2. KERS

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    Trying to research this knife. It's fucking badass. Must learn more about it.
     
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    What kind of knife
     
  4. KERS

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    Hayate Yoshihiro

    echefknife.com
     
  5. JohnAG

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    There was a note on the back of the motorcycle superstore stickers, ran out of paper :rofl: Glad you like everything man. Let me know if you ever make it up to Black Mountain
     
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    badass that knife and dem coasters
     
  7. KERS

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    I just thought they were random stickers :rofl:

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    Thanks man. You killed it. I need to step up my game for next year.

    I suspect the beers and tequila will be gone by Sunday, the knife will be used to slice up xmas meats on Sunday, and two of the coasters are currently in use under frosty beverages. :h5:
     
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    I almost kept the knife after I saw it then I ordered myself one instead :rofl:
     
  9. KERS

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    :rofl:

    It'll definitely be put to good use, and well taken care of :bigthumb:
     
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    Do it To it Only thing I hate more than kids is an empty glass OT Supporter

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    We should have a NC OTSS beer drinking contest....errrr meet / party
     
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    in :naughty:
     
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    Holy shit that knife :eek5: you Hattori Hanzo nao nga
    Those coasters are also bad as hell
     
  18. Lit Wick87

    Lit Wick87 This wave of guilt is drowing me OT Supporter

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    that knife is badass. those coasters :bigthumb:
     
  19. Lit Wick87

    Lit Wick87 This wave of guilt is drowing me OT Supporter

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    i know im going to get drunk and impulse order a knife like that now
     
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  21. psykosis

    psykosis Go placidly amid the noise and the haste

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    Dem coasters doe. :bowdown:
     
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