I'll PayPal $20 to the first person who posts the fixes for this code, and it all actually works and stuff. I got this from an MS SQL guy. I'm trying to import it into a MySQL database. I'm sick and tired of this code already, and I am willing to pay someone $20 to look it over and fix it. I'm not a MySQL expert, and I have no knowledge of MS SQL at all. If you're good at both, it should take you like 5 minutes. Would appreciate cliffs on the "SET NOCOUNT ON" bullshit too. My mother used to call me no count, but I don't think it's the same. Original version I got from the dude: http://pastebin.ca/1469503 What I've done so far, but some may be wrong: http://pastebin.ca/1469497 This is due tomorrow, so would appreciate help overnight. I'll check back in the morning.