I don't know if this belongs here, but I have received much needed assistance with my personal issues, so I thought I would post this here. A friend of mine sent me the following asking if I could help him help figure out what the heck his girl was talking about. Girl #1 is his girl and she told girl #2 that she has an appointment in a few weeks, but neither one of us can figure out what for. Maybe you guys can help out; he's worried that she might be getting an abortion and not tell him about it. I would really hate to see this be the truth and her not tell my buddy about it. And no, my "friend" is not me. I think some of you know that I have my own issues with a certain female. Girl #2: I am feeling a little bad today. I'm not sure if it because of the weekend or maybe I am just coming down with something. Girl #1: Yeah......but I have a reason for mine.....you know....next week. Girl #2 Are you definitely going next week. do i need to take off a day? Girl #1: I'm calling today. Girl #2: Let me know so I can schedule something. Girl #1: It's march 3rd . I just called. it's changed a lot since I went. it's only one day now. It's going to cost me 600...that's not that bad. I need to be there at 7:30 and you need to help sign me in. Girl #2: That's good that it is only one day. You should just come home with me that night and stay all night. Then we can just leave from my apartment. I will go ahead and request that day. Girl #1: I can't with the dog...it's to hard. You can stay with me.