LOVE New pickup technique: The naked man v.How I Met Your Mother

[Falconer]

Basically after the date you make an excuse to go back up to the chick's place (like "i have to use your bathroom"). When she's in the other room, you take off all your clothes and wait for her to return. When she sees you, she laughs, you laugh, she's so shocked that the two of you end up having sex.

They say it works 2/3 of the time.

Fucking hilarious episode of a hilarious show

 

[MarshyTheKid]

That episode was hilarious

 

[giz]

I think it's probably a pretty good technique. A little aggressive and risky, but if you're well hung and look good naked (like me), it's a guaranteed score. Good advice!

you are so ridiculous

 

[Falconer]

plus they only use it when they don't give a shit about the longterm outcome. Like that chick Ted was with was a psycho bitch so who cares even if he struck out?

 

[snoozeallday]

I think it's probably a pretty good technique. A little aggressive and risky, but if you're well hung and look good naked (like me), it's a guaranteed score. Good advice!

The AV combo killed me

 

[Bob Brown]

NPH!

 

[bjonesy77]

Speaking of HIMYM, does anyone by chance happen to have Season 4 tivo'd, dvr'd, or any other method of saved and would you be willing to burn a copy for me and mail it out?

download it? Or send some nerd on OT a picture of your tits and have him do it for you. If some bitch can get a free ipod, you can get a season of a TV show easily.

 

[bjonesy77]

Basically after the date you make an excuse to go back up to the chick's place (like "i have to use your bathroom"). When she's in the other room, you take off all your clothes and wait for her to return. When she sees you, she laughs, you laugh, she's so shocked that the two of you end up having sex.

They say it works 2/3 of the time.

Fucking hilarious episode of a hilarious show

I watched it and I must say, NPH is fucking hilarious. But there is no way I'm leaving some bitches apartment naked without my phone/wallet. She can watch my naked ass waltz through her apartment to find my shit.

Is Bob Saget the narrator?

 

[60druidgurubash]

I think it's probably a pretty good technique. A little aggressive and risky, but if you're well hung and look good naked (like me), it's a guaranteed score. Good advice!

you should upgrade their ram while naked. fuck. thatll up the odds to 100 percent.

 

[bjonesy77]

lol i'd fall for it/go for it

really? you think it would actually work? If, on a first date, I was dropping you off and said "sorry, but can I use your restroom?" went in the restroom, stripped and walked out......you'd have sex with me?

(this is given the fact we are on a first date and have no commitments to anyone else)

 

[Falconer]

I watched it and I must say, NPH is fucking hilarious. But there is no way I'm leaving some bitches apartment naked without my phone/wallet. She can watch my naked ass waltz through her apartment to find my shit.

Is Bob Saget the narrator?

No kidding. I'd take my shit back too.

Yeah Bob Saget is the narrator.

 

[Falconer]

download it? Or send some nerd on OT a picture of your tits and have him do it for you. If some bitch can get a free ipod, you can get a season of a TV show easily.

omg did that happen on OT?

 

[bjonesy77]

omg did that happen on OT?

yeah. some girl got her ipod stolen and another OTer put together a fund raiser for her. Paypal him 5 bucks, and when he gets enough to buy her an ipod she will send him nudes. He was to send out the nudes to everybody who sent him 5 bucks.

I'm not sure if the whole ordeal worked, but I think it did.

 

[Math-E]

that was the best episode ever!

 

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[Lovely Atlantis]

YES!!! The naked man rocks! That was seriously the best episode of HIMYM ever! I was laughing sooo hard.

Not sure that the naked man would work though... at least not on me.

 

[chica&buddies]

i didn't see that episode, but that show rocks.

that and the big bang theory.

 

[BlackIce72]

well there is a technique called the kung fu penis that's pretty rock solid

if shit's not escalating you whip it out and start beating off right next to her

 

[AmosBanks]

They say it works 2/3 of the time./quote]

No, they said it works two out of three times. It's funny because when they were on the phone discussing how they should present themselves, I thought, "Why not stand like Captain Morgan" and that was the second pose suggested.

 

[Math-E]

that and the big bang theory.

i love that show

 

[chica&buddies]

i love that show

it's seriously awesome!

despite sheldon's nerdiness, the fact that he's sooo not my type physically, i would totally hit it.

 

[Falconer]

i didn't see that episode, but that show rocks.

that and the big bang theory.

 

[Falconer]

No, they said it works two out of three times. It's funny because when they were on the phone discussing how they should present themselves, I thought, "Why not stand like Captain Morgan" and that was the second pose suggested.

2/3 of the time = 2 out of 3 times

 

[Falconer]

it's seriously awesome!

despite sheldon's nerdiness, the fact that he's sooo not my type physically, i would totally hit it.

"Sheldon for the win" I was 'ing so hard when he said that.

 

[kronik85]

well there is a technique called the kung fu penis that's pretty rock solid

if shit's not escalating you whip it out and start beating off right next to her

sounds like phermon kid/brad p. only they never called it that that i remember.