CREW *Official Do it To it Thread* Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear Dockers, Clark's, and stink like cigs.

NiggaPHX420

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Jan 17, 2002
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if a car sales guy is handing you a check outta the blue he's the one doing the fucking.

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Only thing I hate more than kids is an empty glass
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Just had a customer walk in and say "uncle ain't doin well. I have power of attorney. Just wanna drop this thing off and walk away without owing anything"

Me: "lemme see your keys. I'll go take a look...."

4 minutes later

Me: "man! I wish he didn't smoke.... Car stinks bad.... Normally there's a disposition fee to drop leases off and give them back to the bank but I don't want you getting hit with any overage fees.... I'll take it into my inventory for free and deal with it on my end. Sign here. Press hard. It's 3 copies. "






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Only thing I hate more than kids is an empty glass
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But seriously... Wish that car didn't smell so bad.... Dude had to smoking with the windows up on the way to the store. Fucking TERRIBLE cig smell.
 

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