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Scoob_13

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Click the link - it gives more explanation than just the flowchart.
Popping into this thread, given the warning...wasn't sure what "flowchart" was being referred to.








Also I'm mostly here for period-related humor, as the wife is having a rough time this week and I'm looking for inspiration on making her laugh, and sometimes she likes period jokes.
 

kitty

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Popping into this thread, given the warning...wasn't sure what "flowchart" was being referred to.








Also I'm mostly here for period-related humor, as the wife is having a rough time this week and I'm looking for inspiration on making her laugh, and sometimes she likes period jokes.
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Cake counts as breakfast.
I know you heard sex helps cramps, so does killing a man.
If your knees aren't touching your chin are you even trying?
Now is NOT the time to get a haircut and try something new. 👀
Think about how skinny you will look/feel when blotting is gone and you don't feel like Violet.
Congrats on not being pregnant! Unless if are trying then...get more ice cream.
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rcm

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Cake counts as breakfast.
I know you heard sex helps cramps, so does killing a man.
If your knees aren't touching your chin are you even trying?
Now is NOT the time to get a haircut and try something new. 👀
Think about how skinny you will look/feel when blotting is gone and you don't feel like Violet.
Congrats on not being pregnant! Unless if are trying then...get more ice cream.
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pls delete any information about pooping
 
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Jinx

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Popping into this thread, given the warning...wasn't sure what "flowchart" was being referred to.








Also I'm mostly here for period-related humor, as the wife is having a rough time this week and I'm looking for inspiration on making her laugh, and sometimes she likes period jokes.


Her tiktoks make me cry from laughing so hard, not sure how your wife will dig em :rofl:
 
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TheProwler

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Nice! I'm just waiting on my appointment for the Gyno to hopefully just give me a hysterectomy .
fyi, even if you're done having babies and don't like periods, the uterus still has some use/function. it protects you from colovaginal fistulas (Google at your own peril) for example, and a hysterectomy can put you at risk for a ureter injury (seen that) or bowel obstruction (seen lots of those, at any point for the rest of your life). just make sure the doc thinks it's really worth it for you.
 

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fyi, even if you're done having babies and don't like periods, the uterus still has some use/function. it protects you from colovaginal fistulas (Google at your own peril) for example, and a hysterectomy can put you at risk for a ureter injury (seen that) or bowel obstruction (seen lots of those, at any point for the rest of your life). just make sure the doc thinks it's really worth it for you.
MANSPLAINING ON MY OT?
 
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Colleen

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fyi, even if you're done having babies and don't like periods, the uterus still has some use/function. it protects you from colovaginal fistulas (Google at your own peril) for example, and a hysterectomy can put you at risk for a ureter injury (seen that) or bowel obstruction (seen lots of those, at any point for the rest of your life). just make sure the doc thinks it's really worth it for you.
Well it's either that or I suffer from adenomyosis and endometriosis. I'm currently on medication to keep me awake because the fatigue is so much... I'm just over it all.
 
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kitty

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I was talking to a friend and mentioned it feels like I cramped up during ovulation because I’m a chicken dropping an egg. Get super frisky then bawk bawk drop. Tell me I’m not the only one. :o
 
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