Here's the deal, the gym i go to is full of these froo-froo gym-goers who go to the gym as more of a social statement than to lead a healthy lifestyle and reach personal goals. It drives me fucking insane everyday when i see people from 110lbs wearing a wife beater to your muscular (but not huge) dude wearing shorts that spell ball-peek disaster at any minute. (don't forget the wife beater he has on too). I'm not disillusioned. I'm 178lbs @ 6'00, i'm not huge by any means, i lift more than i look like i can because i've been working out for 6 years, but i'm no superman. I go to the gym and i'm all business. i'm sick of people hogging up my machines because they're having a fucking tele-conference on their cell phone in between sets. Anyhow, i'm making a shirt. Here's what i got so far: On the back it's gonna say Rules Of The Gym: 1. You're not that big and no one is interested, put on a shirt with some sleeves. 2. There's no excuse for wearing shorts that short 3. Did you see punch and pie? That's because this isn't a party, shut up and lift. 4. Don't load up ridiculous weight that you can't press with good form while getting a full extension. stop wasting your time and mine. 5. Same thing goes for squats, if your legs aren't at 90 degrees when you squat, get out of the cage. 6. you're indoors, lifting weights. take off those sunglasses. you look like an idiot. 7. this isn't a date. stop doing your hair and putting on gel and cologne before you lift. 8. Your mom doesn't work here, rack your weights!! 9. I'm guessing that isn't the president on the phone. Hang up and lift!!!! 10. I throw plates at popped collars. Ok, it's all i got so far. Add more rules!