OTer Faceman's boat just signaled for an air rescue

Poverty Jets

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As a parent who has also been the officer of the deck on an Oliver Perry Hazard class frigate in San Diego, and who is now a physician, and whose last job was supervising medics on those vessels, the biggest issue for me is that they sank the boat. What a waste! If they've been doing this for seven years, they could have surely taken care of the boat. Likely the CO of the ship didn't feel comfortable sending any of his crew to assist the husband. Which is a downer because that's a couple of sailors who would have really learned something about sailing. Getting a rescue is something all the service members involved, I'm sure, were stoked to notch into their belts, including the senior officers ashore who recognize a real-world training opportunity when it happens.
As for the kid, why is this a big deal when half of suburbia has added to their mortgages by installing pools that little kids can easily drown in? One of the last patients I had during internship was a 4 yo girl who drowned in a pool. She had tubes in every orifice and new holes every body cavity for more tubes before she died. Turns out they're 10x more dangerous for children than keeping a loaded gun in the house (not that I advocate that either).
Did we get any information about the rash? All comers, the most likely diagnosis is one of the common pediatric viral exanthums. I saw the comment about salmonella, and while certainly that's possible, I understand that was evaluated and treated and the child was cleared before they got underway, so that's very possibly a red herring.

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THIS FUCKING GUY AGAIN

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Stopped reading after "as a physician." That isn't even appropriate when they say it in a hospital
 

Normie

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MH370 and Rebel Heart are making retarded plane sailboat hybrid babies in Davey Jones' locker room.

Wasn't Davey Jones gay?

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Just sit right back
And you'll hear a tale
A tale of a fail-full trip,
That started from this tropic port,
Aboard this tiny ship.
The wife was a mental sailin' mom,
Faceman unprepared but sure,
Four passengers set sail that day,
For a three thousand mile tour,
A three thousand mile tour.

The weather started getting rough,
The tiny ship was tossed.
If not for the luck of the clueless crew
The Rebel Heart would be lost.
The Rebel Heart would be lost.

The ship sprung a leak far from shore
Faceman didn't smile
With Charlotte,
The sick kids too.
Their medicine
And their cake,
The leaking hull,
The smugness and sick babies,
Here on Faceman's Isle.

(Ending verse)

So this is the tale of our rescuees,
They rode home on our dime.
They'll have to make the best of things,
It's an uphill climb.

Faceman and his wife too
Will do their very best,
To justify their loss
Of their poverty sailing ship.

No boat, no insurance, no care,
Not a single fuck given
Like a Crossfit gym
It's shameless as can be.

So join this thread each day my friends,
You're sure to get a smile,
From two clueless adventurers
Here on Facemans's Isle!
 
May 29, 2001
100,488
Sheridan, WY
Just sit right back
And you'll hear a tale
A tale of a fail-full trip,
That started from this tropic port,
Aboard this tiny ship.
The wife was a mental sailin' mom,
Faceman unprepared but sure,
Four passengers set sail that day,
For a three thousand mile tour,
A three thousand mile tour.

The weather started getting rough,
The tiny ship was tossed.
If not for the luck of the clueless crew
The Rebel Heart would be lost.
The Rebel Heart would be lost.

The ship sprung a leak far from shore
Faceman didn't smile
With Charlotte,
The sick kids too.
Their medicine
And their cake,
The leaking hull,
The smugness and sick babies,
Here on Faceman's Isle.

(Ending verse)

So this is the tale of our rescuees,
They rode home on our dime.
They'll have to make the best of things,
It's an uphill climb.

Faceman and his wife too
Will do their very best,
To justify their loss
Of their poverty sailing ship.

No boat, no insurance, no care,
Not a single fuck given
Like a Crossfit gym
It's shameless as can be.

So join this thread each day my friends,
You're sure to get a smile,
From two clueless adventurers
Here on Facemans's Isle!



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Aug 9, 2003
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Just sit right back
And you'll hear a tale
A tale of a fail-full trip,
That started from this tropic port,
Aboard this tiny ship.
The wife was a mental sailin' mom,
Faceman unprepared but sure,
Four passengers set sail that day,
For a three thousand mile tour,
A three thousand mile tour.

The weather started getting rough,
The tiny ship was tossed.
If not for the luck of the clueless crew
The Rebel Heart would be lost.
The Rebel Heart would be lost.

The ship sprung a leak far from shore
Faceman didn't smile
With Charlotte,
The sick kids too.
Their medicine
And their cake,
The leaking hull,
The smugness and sick babies,
Here on Faceman's Isle.

(Ending verse)

So this is the tale of our rescuees,
They rode home on our dime.
They'll have to make the best of things,
It's an uphill climb.

Faceman and his wife too
Will do their very best,
To justify their loss
Of their poverty sailing ship.

No boat, no insurance, no care,
Not a single fuck given
Like a Crossfit gym
It's shameless as can be.

So join this thread each day my friends,
You're sure to get a smile,
From two clueless adventurers
Here on Facemans's Isle!

:rofl: added to OP
 

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