OTer Faceman's boat just signaled for an air rescue

I-am-Ryan

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Aug 28, 2002
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Faceman's AE is going to be disappointed to learn he doesn't have at least 100 pages devoted to him.
 

Dismay

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May 23, 2000
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i am still just flabbergasted that they would hide the cake from their children :bowrofl:

I have to hide chips from my 15 month old kid. If she sees me with a chip she starts pointing at it and following me around trying to get it. If she hears the rustling of a bag of chips, she comes running.

Made the mistake of giving her a Dorito once. I failed, she is destined to be a cheesy potato lady.
 

Normie

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I have to hide chips from my 15 month old kid. If she sees me with a chip she starts pointing at it and following me around trying to get it. If she hears the rustling of a bag of chips, she comes running.

Made the mistake of giving her a Dorito once. I failed, she is destined to be a cheesy potato lady.

You just need to wait till she is nearly asleep to open them. When she wakes up and asks for some, tell her you ate the whole bag already, saving whats left for naptime.
 

BetterThanYou

Here is something that I really don't get: Facemans daughters have a mother and a father. Why is faceman getting bashed so hard, and his wife isn't? She demonstrated an equal level of stupidity.
 

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