Pole: Have you ever ACTUALLY nutted in a dream?

[morrowasted]

Simple thread. I have not. I've only ever thought to ask one other person IRL and they said no. I have gotten close a few times.

For reference, I doubt that I have gone longer than 7 or 8 days without nutting since my very first loadless orgasm circa age 12 or so. I know some people who claim they either didnt, currently dont, or never have masturbated and I wonder if (for those not having regular sex obv) they do actually orgasm while sleeping sometimes

 

[eK]

@TriShield @Emfuser it's time





oh wait lmaoo

 

[emanuel]

Whenever I do I always wake up having to pee

 

[Jesus Shuttlesworthless]

No. However I have nutted while pooping

 

[morrowasted]

Whenever I do I always wake up having to pee

When you do is it during relatively long periods of complete celibacy?

 

[morrowasted]

No. However I have nutted while pooping

Or did you poop while nutting

 

[emanuel]

When you do is it during relatively long periods of complete celibacy?

Ha what is that like

I am always having sex, like all the time

ha

 

[Jesus Shuttlesworthless]

Or did you poop while nutting

 

[RotorBalls]

I think it's happened only twice that I know of

 

[WhiteLightning]

Nope but I’m kinda jealous not gonna lie

 

[Capt. Hammer]

I voted for "More often than not" because it's the closest thing to "Every time I close my eyes" and there wasn't an option for that

 

[morrowasted]

Ha what is that like

I am always having sex, like all the time

ha

Idk either bro

I was including no masturbation in my definition of celibacy

 

[BStork]

@TriShield @Emfuser it's time





oh wait lmaoo

@Joe_Cool will take care of this for us

 

[Mercedes]

Nutted but she still sleeping

 

[digital jello]

Never had a wet dream and i feel like I’m missing out

 

[TopTuna]

Sometimes I'll wake up with a little drop of jizz seeping through my undies. Never a full on eruption though.

 

[hipberri]

once, it was amazing

 

[Wolf]

once when I was 12 or 13.

 

[vr6vdub]

Had to have happened at least once.

 

[FBI-SS]

Like a wet dream?

 

[FBI-SS]

Ps this gay af

 

[wildflower]

Within the last week, I had a dream that I was having sex with Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

She was very flexible, but she was enthusiastic.

 

[ostinato]

Used to have them all the fucking time. Feels like your nut lasts a lifetime

 

[T2 Tsunami]

Once during my prime...while incarcerated.

 

[Murray]

nope, close so many times.



shit is infuriating