GAME Praise to you, Jesus Christ

[HatShapedHat]

Lord God almighty, creator of all life, of body and soul, we ask you to bless this water: as we use it in faith forgive our sins and save us from all illness and the power of evil.

Lord, in your mercy give us living water, always springing up as a fountain of salvation: free us, body and soul, from every danger, and admit us to your presence in purity of heart.

 

[dimmy32]

You need to be praying to our Holy one, St.Circuits....the patron saint of electronics !!
A simple morning prayer...

Blessed art thou sacred motherboards....may His grace protect our hard drives , May the Holy video cards show us the way to the truth.
May our praise of His offerings of Solid State drives guide us in these dark days.
May He bless us on our Holy pilgrimages to the church of Futureshop !
Indeed, as we give offerings to His Grace of Uploads, may we also be blessed with his gifts of downloads.
We seek to spread His teachings ,and to fight the Evil one , the anti-christ named "Macintosh".
May his power smite anything labelled "i-" , and may his divine power supplies feed us the energy to continue His teachings.

Ahmen

 

[BeatKonducta]

Lord God almighty, creator of all life, of body and soul, we ask you to bless this water: as we use it in faith forgive our sins and save us from all illness and the power of evil.

Lord, in your mercy give us living water, always springing up as a fountain of salvation: free us, body and soul, from every danger, and admit us to your presence in purity of heart.

wut?

 

[Pitt]

Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one.

And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu....

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

Amen.​

 

[HatShapedHat]

wut?

I dunno, I thought the acid was kicking in

 

[Los]

dont hate.

 

[Lukkie]

Gospel of the Moldy Tome 3:14

...And so it came to pass that the Countess, who once bathed in the rejuvenating blood of a hundred virgins, was buried alive... And her castle in which so many cruel deeds took place fell rapidly into ruin. Rising over the buried dungeons in that god-forsaken wilderness, a solitary tower, like some monument to Evil, is all that remains. The Countess' fortune was believed to be divided among the clergy, although some say that more remains unfound, still buried alongside the rotting skulls that bear mute witness to the inhumanity of the human creature.

 

[BeatKonducta]

I dunno, I thought the acid was kicking in