Discussion in 'Vaginarium' started by M359, May 28, 2005.
PlayStation - The Ultimate Sex Toy
was all of that really necessary? just buy a damned vibrator.
I found it at this other forum but I lost the link.
the sticky controller one is pretty funny
Haha... and look at the ps3 controller...
Its exciting sometimes to masturbate with something out of the ordinary.
...this reduced me to a fit of giggles.
Not everyone is heterosexual.
looks like a silver dildo. or boomerang. or both . . .
(sony's sales to female Australians goes through the roof)
I understand that, but the initial post was nothing but a quote, it just struck me as trollish at best.
I have often brought a gamecube controller into initiating playtime with my fiance
Anyways, just buy a freaking vibrator...
Many people start exploring their bodies at a much younger age than would allow them to buy a vibrator. How, exactly, would you propose a 13-year-old with no credit card, no income, no older sibling, and still under his or her parents' roof go about aquiring a sex toy?
Using kitchen utensils, stuffed animals, hairbrush handles, shower heads, lotion bottles, video game controllers, pillows, [insert weapon of choice here] is very common.
fucking great job!!! LOLOLOLOL
I guess you have a point in younger people not being able to go buy a vibrator.... my bad!
You always have hands...or is that too old school? hah
its too old school when you're a freak...
If I remember my younger days correctly, I don't believe I started touching myself with my hands. I think that was a little too dirty, but humping a spare pillow was A-ok! That was probably at about twelve. I went through a phase where I was just rubbing my crotch on any old thing
I graduated to hands by about thirteen, and insertables by about fourteen. Yes, that did include penises, eventually, my freshman year.
There is no way I could have bought a vibrator, there was no internet to speak of, nobody dreamed of giving kids a credit card, and the nearest sex shop was probably about 50 miles away. No kidding, we had a local porn stash under a bridge in a park that every kid somehow magically learned about when they hit junior high.
I did manage to find my parents' "secret drawer" with a naughty book, some Hustlers, Adam & Eve catalogue, and my parents' toy collection I read their book and borrowed some of their lube. When I was about sixteen, I stole their tube of AnalEZ and wrapped it up in masking tape so nobody could read the label
i was a foot sitter when i was younger... never knew why it felt so good until my second boyfriend gave me my first real orgasm... and after that I couldn't keep my hands out of my crotch