SRS Putin declares war in Ukraine, surprising no one

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SEALs: "hey, UA. We've got a ton of guys with murder-boners and we need to give them something to do"
UA: "can they blow up the bridge"
SEALs: "Holy fuck the murder boners just got even bigger. We don't have the schematics for it though."
UA: "No worries, look at the same folder that the NSA uses to give us targeting information on Russian generals"
 
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SEALs: "hey, UA. We've got a ton of guys with murder-boners and we need to give them something to do"
UA: "can they blow up the bridge"
SEALs: "Holy fuck the murder boners just got even bigger. We don't have the schematics for it though."
UA: "No worries, look at the same folder that the NSA uses to give us targeting information on Russian generals"

SEALs: our vpn isnt working. any ideas?
UA: "check my twitter"
 

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Russian spy tried to infiltrate International Criminal Court - Dutch officials

Dutch intelligence has revealed that a deep cover spy working for the Russian Military Intelligence Service, GRU, used a false Brazilian cover identity to travel from Brazil to the Netherlands.

The spy was supposed to start an internship with the International Criminal Court, which would mean he would have access to the ICC's building and systems.

He was detained on arrival in the Netherlands and sent back to Brazil on the next available flight.

The Dutch AIVD security service said in a statement: “If the intelligence officer had succeeded in commencing employment with the ICC, he would have been able to gather intelligence there and to look for (or recruit) sources, and arrange to have access to the ICC’s digital systems.

"That way, he would have been able to provide a significant contribution to the intelligence that the GRU is seeking. He might also have been able to influence criminal proceedings of the ICC."

The spy was an 'illegal’ - a particular type of deep cover spy that Russia specialises in. He pretended to be Brazilian citizen Viktor Muller Ferreira, born on 4 April 1989, when in fact his real name is Sergey Vladimirovich Cherkasov, born 11 September 1985.

The AIVD says Cherkasov used a well-constructed cover identity by which he concealed all his ties with Russia in general, and the GRU in particular.

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Man.... I still get chills when thinking about how absolutely fucking GLORIOUS it would have been if we had the balls to let some USAF bros unleash freedom on that 40 mile long convoy a few months ago.
 

whatever

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Man.... I still get chills when thinking about how absolutely fucking GLORIOUS it would have been if we had the balls to let some USAF bros unleash freedom on that 40 mile long convoy a few months ago.

so many dicks had to get drained.
 

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What's the best way to support Ukraine defensively? Any good charities or organizations?

I've already helped on the humanitarian side in this conflict through red cross but want to do more to help their national defense.
 
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What's the best way to support Ukraine defensively? Any good charities or organizations?

I've already helped on the humanitarian side in this conflict through red cross but want to do more to help their national defense.
You can send UA government cash directly for either military or humanitarian assistance


 

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