GUN Quotes from our daily encounters at work

willijdub

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Nov 24, 2007
3,069
Florida
How has this not been done yet? I will lead off with a couple


1. SSG (English is not his first language): Yes, you may go home. So just toss a grenade and leave.

ME: I think you mean "pop smoke"...

2. ME: You definitely are not the best when it comes to grammar.

My old team sergeant: What? I speak real good! I speak English really good!

ME: :uh:
 

Kalel36

New Member
Feb 13, 2010
329
Wherever I lay my head
How has this not been done yet? I will lead off with a couple


1. SSG (English is not his first language): Yes, you may go home. So just toss a grenade and leave.

ME: I think you mean "pop smoke"...

2. ME: You definitely are not the best when it comes to grammar.

My old team sergeant: What? I speak real good! I speak English really good!

ME: :uh:

(People show up late to formation) I am new to the unit and am a little confused as this goes down

SSG ESL: When I tell you to show up to formation, you show up on time, not 1 min prior, not 2 mins prior, NOT 5 MINS PRIOR, ON FUCKING TIME!!!

PFC: Umm so we cant so up early SSG?

SSG: *shoots a "you must be another dumbassed private" look*
 

NEp8ntballer

New Member
Mar 22, 2006
2,186
"Lt Snuffy could go bear hunting with a switch"
"you snuck up on me like a wedgie"
"raped the fire out of them"
"got pwned hard"
 

OsirisMajor

Had a 1SG that would say, "Are you being sarcasm with me?"
Had a Master Guns going to Quantico and the New Master Sgt was asking him about the NCOs of the shop. My boss gets to me and says,"In a word...Well Cpl Major is.....uh. Sarcasmic."

For the next 3 weeks my Gunny, who overheard it with me, called me nothing but Sarcasmo.
 

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