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  1. aim2kill

    aim2kill New Member

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    anyone have any random sex facts, doest have to be proven, but preferably true :big grin:



    1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
    2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
    3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
    4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
    5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
    6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
    7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
    8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
    9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain. 10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

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  2. aim2kill

    aim2kill New Member

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    I know this is an interesting topic for everyone, so read on…

    1. Male and female rats may have sex twenty times a day.
    2. 22% of American women aged 20 gave birth while in their teens. In Switzerland and Japan, only 2% did so.
    3. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. It is 10 times more effective than valium!
    4. For every ‘normal’ webpage, there are five porn pages.
    5. Sex is biochemically no different from eating large quantities of chocolate.
    6. A man’s beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.
    7. Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal.
    8. The average shelf-life of a latex condom is about two years.
    9. “Formicophilia” is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals. Gross!!
    10. “Ithyphallophobia” is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.

    11. When swans go on a date, they’ll put their heads together. Then they stick together for life.
    12. The word “gymnasium” comes from the Greek word gymnazein which means “to exercise naked.”
    13. Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores. (But of course!)
    14. There are men in Guam whose job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the 1st time.
    15. In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.
    16. An adulterous Greek male was sometimes punished by the removal of his pubic hair and the insertion of a large radish into his rectum.
    17. In india it is cheaper to have sex with a prostitue than buy a condom!
    18. Sex burns 360 calories per hour!
    19. Women who read romance novels have sex twice as often as those who don’t.
    20. The average person spends 2 weeks of its life kissing.
    21. The Ramses brand condom is named after the great phaoroh Ramses II who fathered over 160 children.
    22. Males, on average, think about sex every 7 seconds.
    23. The greatest recorded number of children one mother had was 69 children. Do the math!
    24. The world’s youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
    25. The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were: Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
    26. 25% of women think money makes a man sexier.
    27. Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
    28. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
    29. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
    30. Turkeys can reproduce without having sex. It’s called parthenogenesis.
    31. Each day, there are over 120 million sexual intercourse taking place all over the world.
    32. Snakes have two sex organs.
    33. A pig’s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
    34. Donald Duck comics were once banned from Finland because Donald doesn’t wear pants.
    35. 85% of men who die of heartattacks during intercourse, are found to have been cheating on their wives.
     
  3. fray

    fray Active Member

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    I'm sorry. I just hate these lists. They make little sense. Did they come from Cosmo?


    *Gentle lovemaking probably reduces chances of rash because you're not sweating so much and getting friction burns.
    *Perhaps kissing helps prevent plaque build-up, etc. because people who are engaged in kissing are more likely to brush their teeth more often... since they'll be kissing.
    *How can they even proclaim to know how many calories sex can burn? There are so many different "ways" to have sex.
     
  4. chlywly

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    Most of these are likely true but some of them are pretty lame and definitely untrue.
     
  5. aim2kill

    aim2kill New Member

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    haha, no not cosmo, just a random search from google. i was bored at work:dunno:
     
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    yea, i dunno, hence the random and the disclaimer 'not saying they are true' because i didnt do any research, but i like to :naughty:
     
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    :rofl: these are all sooo Cosmo. "421 REASONS TO HAVE SEX - BETTER HAIR!! BURN CALORIES!! A HEALTHIER RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR DOG!!!" followed by some inane nonsensical elaboration.
     
  8. Bugalu

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    so if i jack it allot does that count too? :x:
     
  9. aim2kill

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    i love nature but never researched that, as interesting as it is.......
    > +1 for nasal relief? :hsd:
     
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    damn, i dunno, try it and get back to me? :mamoru:
     
  11. Ladybug

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    um, it releases endorphins and makes you feel f*king awesome
     
  12. Vanilla Tarantino

    Vanilla Tarantino OT Supporter

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    Unclogging a stuffy nose is true, at least for me. If ever I have a cold and can't fall asleep because I can't breathe, I just crank one out. That gives me a good 10-15 minutes of easy breathing in which I can fall asleep.
     
  13. aim2kill

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    easy breathing sleepy time is always good :wiggle:
     
  14. yankeeschick14

    yankeeschick14 New Member

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    any form of exercise will probably do this for you
     
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    the runny nose/headache ones are very true and very useful :bigthumb:
     
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    Yes, but other exercises wake me up. Masturbating helps me fall asleep.
     
  17. aim2kill

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    and pee:mamoru:
     

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