SALES BROS: Chairs are for closers

[NiggaPHX420]

Low man on the totem pole got his chair removed and standing desk cranked all the way up, power cord removed.

 

[phat🐄]

dat vape contraption

 

[pathOFdisaster]

wat

 

[wait*what]

you still vape in 2020 bro?

 

[Zach]

 

[phat🐄]

you guys use g-suite ?

 

[whatever]

is that his piss jug?

 

[///TRASH]

Do you maintain EPLI coverage?

 

[Dodgers]

Found this from back when the dude was allowed to have a chair:

 

[///TRASH]

Because this is how you give a former employee a couple years’ worth of salary

 

[Jon91SE]

I hope he just says fuck you and flys away on that magic carpet

 

[wizurd]

That's a hi-tech facility.

 

[Rev. Johnny Vegas]

Because this is how you give a former employee a couple years’ worth of salary

This is fucking tame.

 

[///TRASH]

This is fucking tame.

And?

 

[Prince of Zamunda]

Looks like a station for a job found on Craigslist.

 

[mollywhop]

Because this is how you give a former employee a couple years’ worth of salary

Cliffs?

 

[mollywhop]

On how to best set up my own employer?

 

[Vagabond]

Discrimination claim (which is deserved) in 5, 4, 3....

 

[wizurd]

On how to best set up my own employer?

Sit on a phallic object IIRC

 

[NiggaPHX420]

Because this is how you give a former employee a couple years’ worth of salary

thats fine

he's a bottom performer currently and the salary is $36k.



You want his number?

 

[Vagabond]

On how to best set up my own employer?

Work for a company that does dumb things like this and posts about it publicly. They'll do the hard work for you.

 

[wizurd]

thats fine

he's a bottom performer currently and the salary is $36k.



You want his number?

Why does he make more than you

 

[Uncle Phil]

at that jug of water, vape device, and rug.

 

[NiggaPHX420]

Work for a company that does dumb things like this and posts about it publicly. They'll do the hard work for you.

.

 

[///TRASH]

Cliffs?

Obtain clear photographic evidence of employer’s sexual harassment. Look up scumbag attorney on yahoo.com. Settle for $100k at mediation in three months.