Santa came, I came, we all [email protected]!!!!!!```111

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  1. kawsakimx6

    kawsakimx6 Well-Known Member

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    I get home and there is this long ass box on the porch. I was sure it was either a longcat, or a Monster Dildo :naughty: I took my ninja spoon out to protect myself.
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    The spoon cuts through the tape like warm tapioca pudding.

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    I pop it open and see that Santa decided that wrapping presents was super hard. I get it, i usually just end up wadding up some wrapping paper with tape and saying fuck it.
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    First thing i pull out is a spoon? WTF a spoon? OHhhhhhh!!!! it's a long ass spoon for brew days!!! :bowdown: I needed one of these. My brew spoon was not long enough, and was getting my hands dangerously close to boiling water. Sorry no pics of the spoon by it's self. I was pretty sure i did have one, but nope...i guess not.


    Next up some jerky! yassss!!!! I need food

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    BALLS FOR MY BIKE> i have been seeing these things everywhere, but now i get some. YAY this are on the bar cruiser already.

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    Next up, some tactical stuff. I think that these are going to become part of my daily carry. I has knife, and gun, but i don't has sweet key chain and tactical pen...... No i do :bowdown:

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    Last up i got a KINDLE! awesome. I have wanted one for a long time. I think i have asked OTSS for one every year since 2006, and now, 10 years later I got one. I am so exite. More than i need to be i'm sure. No more dropping heavy ass books on my face when i fall asleep reading.

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    All da loot



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    One last question....Who are you, Santa? No note, no nothing. I do have your real name / address (or so i think) from the return label, but no OTSS name. Well whoever you are magical mystery Santa, just know this. You made my Christmas Great Again. :Bowdown:
     
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  2. kawsakimx6

    kawsakimx6 Well-Known Member

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    Wo, resize your images you loser....
     
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    Damn nice! Get your read on sucka
     
  5. Do it To it

    Do it To it Only thing I hate more than kids is an empty glass OT Supporter

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  6. michael

    michael WELCOME TO THE GUNSHINE STATE

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    You're welcome ;)
     
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  7. michael

    michael WELCOME TO THE GUNSHINE STATE

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    Doesn't even mention the cell phone holder or the gum #smh
     
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  8. kawsakimx6

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    Got busy. But I have that cell phone holder mounted up and I ate all that gum at one time. I may have a gum problem.
     
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    Tactical Pen will do Nicely.
     
  10. michael

    michael WELCOME TO THE GUNSHINE STATE

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    i like your style.

    I used to think, "cell phone mounts? GAYYY" but that one is awesome. I ordered 5 of them. :o
     
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    More OTSS awesomeness!
     
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